Tongue Slap Your Brains Out

hey, im lorelle.

[tr-shb-g]

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Creepypasta characters were real, but nobody was afraid of them or treated them seriously anymore because they were all washed up and past their prime. Slenderman wore a wig and apparently got addicted to cocaine.

[fanofspooky]

“It is one of the strangest tales ever told. It deals with the two great mysteries of creation: life and death. I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you. So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now is your chance to, uh... well, we've warned you!”

[bbrothertedd]

[seasonofhorror]

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK

1988, dir. James Signorelli

[snoopylovessoup]

snoopy in the criterion closet

[bloggergirlcecilialisbon]

[shiftythrifting]

Onionpoot, melancholy cousin of Beetpoot

Teignmouth, UK

[spritespi]

“aren’t you tired of being nice” no!!!! i’m tired of everyone else being mean!!!!!!!!

[dolcesostenuto]

Art Nouveau Postcard 1900s - 1910s - Tito Corbella | artelisted

[fromthecrypt]

me knocking on james gunn's door to bring back polka-dot man

[clownreviews]

You will look at my clowns.

[clownreviews]

You will look at my clowns.

You will look at my clowns.

You will look at my clowns.

[clownreviews]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was kidnapped by wizards because I had a magic power of some sort. I didn’t believe them that I had it and told them to “prove it”. They told me that their society had been protecting humans from demons for so long you really only saw cases pop up everyone once in a while. I told them I’ve never heard of a freaking demon attack and they pulled out tons of news articles. All of them containing various Florida man does *insert ridiculous thing*.

[sherlylocked]

Yes.

[theproblematicblogger]

[humorstar]

[whitepeopletwitter]