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He/him. 23

[throttlecontrol]

I dropped two tracks please have a listen 🦅❤️

[maykitz]

customer was a shitlib, and treatlerite. one night she orders grubhub, drunker than usual. kamala harris had lost the election. i delivered chipotle as a male driver. she didn't like that. not. one. bit.

[pjackk]

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

[pjackk]

Nobodys busting hard no more

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

The DJ at the white girl wedding playing Pink Pony Club followed by Espresso:

[spoony-has-moved-on]

There are two people pictured. Which are you implying is the DJ?

[ask-pacman]

Stupid bitch

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[yourpsychicadvisor]

[legoyuri]

[evilvillain123456789]

step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound

step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance

step three: marry a girl with generational wealth

[ppaarraassaauurroolloopphhuuss]

[infinite-cancer]

[2000ghosts]

december 28, 2008

[powerburial]

[angelicguy]

*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough

[angelicguy]

i was working a woodfire pizza oven at a golf course in college when i wrote this, in case you ever doubted the puzzle that is my world

[chekhovsglock]

it should not be controversial to say that the aftermath of 9/11 was far more disastrous than the act of 9/11 itself

[flipchild]

Scorched Earth Orthodontics

[flipchild]

"No Return" Dentistry and Cleaning

[flipchild]

Empty Inside Endodontics

[kittensnax]

you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

[acatnamedafteradog]

Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter

[o-fantasma]

babe are you okay you reblogged Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter again

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[cabbagesoup1]

[riben-deactivated20230922]

dude imagine if a hog saw this

[riben-deactivated20230922]

wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying