Dragon rider

A🧡 || 24 || she/they || technically multi-fandom but really into the asoiaf universe rn|| 18+ ONLY || mostly a reader but I've been known to try my hand at writing from time to time

[incorrect-targaryens]

alicent: i can't believe we're trapped in a passageway - the gods have a twisted sense of humor.

helaena: the gods didn't do anything.

helaena: why don't you tell me a secret to pass the time while we get rescued?

alicent: i'm gay.

helaena: that’s not a secret.

alicent: …i’m in love with rhaenyra?

helaena: …do you know what a secret is?

[captainfern]

Scrum half aerion …..

oh you know ball

he’d be such a cocky little shit. sooo confident, as most scrum-halves are, and he’d run his mouth on the field all the time. other players would get pissed, and he’d try and fight them every time, even if they were entire feet taller than him. would totally score tries and celebrate by doing something stupid, like cupping his hand to his ear and listening to the cheers/boos of the crowd with a huge smile that will get clipped and plastered all over tiktok and instagram lmao.

and on top of that, he’d be superrr active on social media. posting gym photos and training photos where his abs are out and he’s all sweaty and his comments are just people commenting about how hot he looks. his teammates calling jokingly calling him ‘prince’ and ‘your highness’ in his comments since he’s so pretty and spoiled. he’d eat that shit uppp

[incorrect-targaryens]

finally started reading the world's worst history book that is fire and blood, will be liveblogging my experience and thoughts

[incorrect-targaryens]

this really is maester propaganda huh, ryan condal i may owe you an apology

okay so if aenar left with all his family (siblings, children, kin) then how did the targs die down to such a small group??? is only one group of people “House” Targaryen going forth and the rest of the island the other targs?? is the whole island JUST TARGARYENS??

also, was house targaryen the only house who had dreamers?? was that not a prized power in old valyria?? because they considered them a lower house over there

so there’s zero actual idea about balerion’s real age because all we know is that he was born in old valyria. how old was he when they left?? because my guy is 126 during the conquest ALONE

even by a conservative estimate, he was at least 210+ when he died oh peepaw 😭

aegon the conqueror built the painted table, which means that aegon, visenya and rhaenys did aerial recons of the seven kingdoms how long did that take because DAMN that mf had an accurate map

okay i get why he did the conquest now, because if had neighbours constantly beefing in my backyard?? i would also make it my problem

[incorrect-targaryens]

finally started reading the world's worst history book that is fire and blood, will be liveblogging my experience and thoughts

[incorrect-targaryens]

this really is maester propaganda huh, ryan condal i may owe you an apology

okay so if aenar left with all his family (siblings, children, kin) then how did the targs die down to such a small group??? is only one group of people “House” Targaryen going forth and the rest of the island the other targs?? is the whole island JUST TARGARYENS??

also, was house targaryen the only house who had dreamers?? was that not a prized power in old valyria?? because they considered them a lower house over there

so there’s zero actual idea about balerion’s real age because all we know is that he was born in old valyria. how old was he when they left?? because my guy is 126 during the conquest ALONE

even by a conservative estimate, he was at least 210+ when he died oh peepaw 😭

aegon the conqueror built the painted table, which means that aegon, visenya and rhaenys did aerial recons of the seven kingdoms how long did that take because DAMN that mf had an accurate map

okay i get why he did the conquest now, because if had neighbours constantly beefing in my backyard?? i would also make it my problem

[bettyrightnow]

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

[bettyrightnow]

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

[disgustinggf]

you could never understand the relationship between a girl and her four hundred lip products

[thejupe]

olivia cooke deserves blanket immunity and a gun

[aemondssapphire]

Alys Rivers I’m so jealous of you—I would love to have Aemond laying in front of me, begging for help.

[cherrybitchh222]

i beg of the gwayne hightowers girlies to PLS keep writing the fanfics im desperate 😭

[aemondssapphire]

I’m actually really sad Otto died so soon.

Was he a good person?—No

Was he a good father?—Also no

Was he a diva?—Abso-fucking-lutely!

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[through-the-looking--glass]

Can they please let Alicent go 30 fucking seconds without being sexually harassed/assaulted jfc

[nimaiwe]

Me waiting for a flood of new hotd fics after 2 years of starvation:

[captainfern]

hi fern bless you forever and ever and ever . and ever and ever and ever i love your work and i'd sacrifice a small village for more! even a large village. a city. ive never encountered anybody who writes lyonel as well as you do and stumbling upon ur blog was truly like hitting the lottery. thank u for sharing ily !!!!!!!

lmaooo thank you so so so much !! i appreciate it omg :(

[moonwyvern]

HOTD/ASOIAF tarot series

Part I

DEATH - Balerion

THE TOWER - Caraxes

THE HERMIT - Silverwing

THE EMPRESS - Syrax

THE HANGED ONE - Stormcloud

THE LOVERS - Seasmoke and Tessarion

JUSTICE - Meleys

THE CHARIOT - Targaryen three- headed dragon

THE HIGH PRIESTESS - Dreamfyre

THE HIEROPHANT - Quicksilver

[radiofaes]

not him having the same crazed eye look like his mother

[through-the-looking--glass]

Manic as FUCK