i needed a new url because of some asshole

As though an invisible hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map. "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." Snape froze. Harry...

[foodffs]

Tequila

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Fried Tequila Shots

Tequila Lime Chicken

TEQUILA SUNRISE

JALAPENO MARGARITA WITH JALAPENO INFUSED TEQUILA

Sweet and Spicy Tequila Chicken Tacos

GRILLED TEQUILA LIME CHICKEN TACO SALAD

Tequila Sunrise Champagne Punch

MARGARITA CUPCAKES WITH TEQUILA LIME FROSTING

Tequila Lime Baked Tortilla Chips

TEQUILA SUNRISE CUPCAKES

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[neonwonder]

[whispers-between-worlds]

#repairs to the bifrost are taking longer than we expected

[infamously-exhausted]

i hope the rest of july treats you well, august leaves you happy, september fills you with warmth, october gives you closure, november gives you new beginnings, december gives you A love of your life, and 2018 is fruitful and you love and are loved

[foodffs]

ITALIAN ORZO TUNA SALAD

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Is this how you roll?

[troyboltonfanclub]

my life is a constant cycle of me deciding to get my shit together and me deciding to not give a fuck and giving up

[literalnobody]

“money can’t buy happiness” is such a baby boomer concept like…. I don’t want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasn’t crying because I can’t afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week

[literalnobody]

Looking at the notes I guess y'all are poor too huh

[alycyn]

when u already kno the truth and ur waiting for him to lie

[micdotcom]

Watch: Meghan Tonjes just gave body shamers the biggest middle finger.

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lady-byleth]

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.

[phuongmai]

Fluency in a language isn’t the ability to speak it 100% clearly with perfect grammar and no accent. It’s the ability to speak and understand words and phrases, to have yourself be understood, and to understand nuances. An Indian man who speaks English with a heavy accent isn’t any less fluent than a Scotsman speaking English with a heavy accent. You’re just choosing to be ignorant and racist about it.

[ignis-divine-eleison]

“Two weeks ago a man in France was arrested for raping his daughter. She’d gone to her school counselor and then the police, but they needed “hard evidence.” So, she videotaped her next assault. Her father was eventually arrested. His attorney explained, “There was a period when he was unemployed and in the middle of a divorce. He insists that these acts did not stretch back further than three or four months. His daughter says longer. But everyone should be very careful in what they say.” Because, really, even despite her seeking help, her testimony, her bravery in setting up a webcam to film her father raping her, you really can’t believe what the girl says, can you? Everyone “knows” this. Even children. Three years ago, in fly-on-the-wall fashion of parent drivers everywhere, I listened while a 14-year-old girl in the back seat of my car described how angry she was that her parents had stopped allowing her to walk home alone just because a girl in her neighborhood “claimed she was raped.” When I asked her if there was any reason to think the girl’s story was not true, she said, “Girls lie about rape all the time.” She didn’t know the person, she just assumed she was lying… No one says, “You can’t trust women,” but distrust them we do. College students surveyed revealed that they think up to 50% of their female peers lie when they accuse someone of rape, despite wide-scale evidence and multi-country studies that show the incident of false rape reports to be in the 2%-8% range, pretty much the same as false claims for other crimes. As late as 2003, people jokingly (wink, wink) referred to Philadelphia’s sex crimes unit as “the lying bitch unit.” If an 11-year-old girl told an adult that her father took out a Craigslist ad to find someone to beat and rape her while he watched, as recently actually occurred, what do you think the response would be? Would she need to provide a videotape after the fact? It goes way beyond sexual assault as well. That’s just the most likely and obvious demonstration of “women are born to lie” myths. Women’s credibility is questioned in the workplace, in courts, by law enforcement, in doctors’ offices, and in our political system. People don’t trust women to be bosses, or pilots, or employees. Pakistan’s controversial Hudood Ordinance still requires a female rape victim to procure four male witnesses to her rape or risk prosecution for adultery. In August, a survey of managers in the United States revealed that they overwhelmingly distrust women who request flextime. It’s notable, of course, that women are trusted to be mothers—the largest pool of undervalued, unpaid, economically crucial labor.”

— Soraya Chemaly, How We Teach Our Kids That Women Are Liars  (via sittinginyourlapandtakingadrag)

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

[doggosource]

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

[beachdeath]

[leofitzo]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

he’s trying to use a fucking Tide pen

[bitchofnovember-blog]

Your Swearing Habits Will Allow Us To Guess Your Exact Age

You kiss your mother with that mouth?!

Holy shit - so I put almost every word to “always”, in keeping with my foul fucking mouth, except for the one or two I don’t use much, and it got my age to within a year. This is fucking hardcore magic.

[ithelpstodream]

[c-bassmeow]

This is the funniest plot twist ever

[meangirlnurse]

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

[meangirlnurse]