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pseudophan

dan and phil react to heated rivalry

#what a phannie relic #I remember losing my mind at that damn vidcon video

srdcovka

new visuals for mitski's 8th album

#IM GONNA DIE I CANT WAIT

lavalamps-and-ladydoors

saskatchewan, 2008 vs manchester, 2009

#me reblogging this and remembering my best friend (who is also oomf) saying it’s funny that I am a phannie truther here as someone with #’a degree from an elite university’ LOL #now I have a PHD in Yaoi too 💀

lesbiphannie

there’s never been a more parasocial experience with dan and phil than philm club i fear. like i’m literally watching tv on the couch together with my bestest friends dan and phil rn

#LITERALLY ……..

dandp

"the experts on slow-burn secret gay relationships" in what universe do you two know anything about slow burn

#acting like they didn’t uhaul like lesbians …. PUH LEAZE

Dan and Phil mentioning fucking TRONNOR in the heated rivalry video … genuinely got the craziest whiplash ever like how is any of this real ?

#like yall don’t understand how monumental tronnor was to me in 2016 😭😭😭😭 legit had a special interest in shipping them together #and then THAT got confirmed this year and Connor made a video about it …. let’s all just fucking go crazy #13-15 year old me wouldn’t even know what to do at this moment …. I think they would’ve genuinely died #dan and phil #dnp

ahappydnp

um… they hold hands and kiss and are lovers btw. which they told us. [hog with exploding brain emoji]

extremely embarrassing that hearing 2 random gay men kiss each other affects my innermost soul so deeply. oh two adults in a romantic relationship act like they're in a romantic relationship? should we feel a sense of hope within us we thought was lost forever? should we invite our closeted queer childhood self?

#this is actually so real like my closeted queer childhood self IS invited <3

softhe4rted

self-compassion: an antidote to shame mb

#wow this is all so true actually ……#also love how rupaul made an appearance

lacnunga

You should be able to carefully peel off minutes you accidentally wasted in your life and reuse them like stickers

officialbillhader

This tweet is everything ive decided

#Misty would be a fujo …. just look at how she didn’t play about coach Ben

phovaries

petition to let dnp talk shit on every celebrity they want to

phovaries

petition to let dnp talk shit on every piece of media they want to

#prev tag #I feel so bad that ppl flamed them for being cat neutral that one time

ovur

Who do you think is in the wrong?

Richard

Preet

Both

Neither

Results

Voting ended onJan 17

kazamajun

There's a lot more context to this like Siken wasn't even @-ed by anyone he found the original tweet by namesearching himself, decided to respond to it, then when his response got replies he started throwing around accusations of parasocial stalking over some harmless hyperbole. Sir the only one being parasocial about you is yourself.

Then he accused the women above of having 'meltdowns' and asked Google AI for validation lmfao

And he got quite frankly owned here (if nothing else it's a self-own because pretending to not know words have connotations in society, as a famous poet, is hilarious)