Thunder2079

She/Her Enemy of Dorothy 💗💜💙

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[sunflowers-and-scales]

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

[sunflowers-and-scales]

i have trust that the media literacy enjoyers will find this one idk

[acceptableduraz]

[thunder2079]

I'M SCREAMING I've started adding the TAZ Balance characters to my island and BOTH OF THE TWINS ARE IN LOVE WITH MAGNUS!!???!

[thunder2079]

So Taako got the Mango... AND NOW LUP HAS FELL IN LOVE WITH MERLE AFTER HER REJECTION!!! 😭

[thunder2079]

So now they are married, and Severus Snape sang at the wedding??

Also, man divorced his wife. Moped, got back with her then dumped her again?? And is still sad about it! Meanwhile, girl is out here falling for Garrus, who has also divorced his wife and is now down bad for Shepard (A CANON EVENT HOLY SHIT?!)

[thunder2079]

So the BloodyMary boys have finally fallen (Simon's been there a while but Grace only fell during a frigging sleepover 😂). Meanwhile, Snape fell for and was rejected by Warden-Commander Cousland, who was in love with Taylor Swift but has now fallen for Garrus FOR THE SECOND TIME!!

Merle and Lup are pining after each other, but Merle's losing hope... Taagnus nearly got divorced but they're fine.

[rylandgracie]

a million years will go by and i'll never get over the genius shot of grace seeing his future in the beginning of phm while thinking it's a memory

[thunder2079]

I'M SCREAMING I've started adding the TAZ Balance characters to my island and BOTH OF THE TWINS ARE IN LOVE WITH MAGNUS!!???!

[thunder2079]

So Taako got the Mango... AND NOW LUP HAS FELL IN LOVE WITH MERLE AFTER HER REJECTION!!! 😭

[thunder2079]

So now they are married, and Severus Snape sang at the wedding??

Also, man divorced his wife. Moped, got back with her then dumped her again?? And is still sad about it! Meanwhile, girl is out here falling for Garrus, who has also divorced his wife and is now down bad for Shepard (A CANON EVENT HOLY SHIT?!)

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[kakastravakaianapoda]

If Grace could not fully get out of teacher mode even after being in a coma for years (the Rocky my hand is up scene), I can not even think how much worse it would get after he actually takes up teaching again at Erid.

I can imagine Grace, still in that "has been teaching for five hours" haze, trying to have a conversation with Rocky like:

"That's a great answer, buddy, you have earned yourself a sticker... Oh shoot Rocky I'm so so..."

"Yes, yes, Grace very sorry for speaking to Rocky like child, Grace brain thinks Grace still in classroom, apology accepted now where is my sticker question"

[thunder2079]

I'M SCREAMING I've started adding the TAZ Balance characters to my island and BOTH OF THE TWINS ARE IN LOVE WITH MAGNUS!!???!

[thunder2079]

So Taako got the Mango... AND NOW LUP HAS FELL IN LOVE WITH MERLE AFTER HER REJECTION!!! 😭

[assiraphales]

rocky always yells “enrichment for grace! enrichment for grace!” when he has a new invention to make the humans time more interesting on erid. grace, while appreciative, replies ‘I know I’m in a zoo enclosure but could we maybe not call it that? I feel like a bear getting thrown a pumpkin covered in peanut butter.’ rocky simply gives him a thumb, not wanting to explain that a significant amount of the population sees grace as the celebrity savior scientist who rocky keeps as a controversially young trophy wife and publicly lavishes in gifts

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[spicymochi]

choose your cartoon duo

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[almondarcade]

when people use “you messed with the wrong fandom” as a threat

[twin-gemiinii]

It’s funnier because we all know there’s only one fandom that does that but if we mention it specifically, they’ll do just that.

[unorthodoxchronicles]

we better keep this like SUPER LOCKED down we don’t know WHO could react to this one, EH? EH?

[neclipsis]

If you’re aiming at SuperWhoLocks, ITS NOT FUNNY.

They’ve arrived

[ackleholics-anonymoose-blog]

Originally posted by dean-winchester-crush

[ruined-by-destiel]

Originally posted by stuffyase

Originally posted by myownobessionthatcannotstop

[almondarcade]

are you people trying to threaten me with gifs of Bendytoots Lizardman and friends

[sweet-hedonist]

Pffff we’re so scared

[high-functioning-fallen-angel]

You should be.

Originally posted by findreactions

[almondarcade]

I Am Unironically Being Threatened With Gif Of Generic White Man With Gun™

[mccoys-killer-queen-deactivated]

You better be thankful that it was just a “Generic White Man With Gun™”

it could’ve been Sam Fucking Winchester

[almondarcade]

Generic White Man 2™: This Time Nakey

[thecrazyalaskan]

[senchromelove]

oh my god it’s 2016 i thought this nightmare was over

[patienc]

This is the worst post on this website

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[pixelartpeach]

Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

[bonesbeetle]

can see the pores on that thang

[crow-with-a-pencil]

Reblog to give a trans person a shockingly high resolution mango

[thunder2079]

I'M SCREAMING I've started adding the TAZ Balance characters to my island and BOTH OF THE TWINS ARE IN LOVE WITH MAGNUS!!???!