won't you exorcise my mind?

[mrsterlingeverything]

Remember to let something you have no control over ruin your day today

[stjohnstarling]

Crawling out of my grave to rub my eyes sleepily, grimace, and crawl back in for another five minutes. 

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

[vita-min-bunniii]

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great

[mediocre-megs]

baby shane hollander as the autism baby stacking cans.

[eastofshane]

shane as snoopy (pt. 1)

"Yeah, I've seen a lot of just me next to Snoopy. I don't know if Snoopy comes first or me but I'll do something and then they'll show Snoopy doing that exact thing. I'm like did you create that or am I just Snoopy. I love Snoopy." [x]

[stardustpainter]

Ilya trying to outplay his demons

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[unswerving-dysfunctional-loyalty]

[one-two-two-one]

My attempt at Heated Rivalry text/tweet/tumblr edits 45/?

Image descriptions and text for accessibility below the jump:

1. Image description: Moody Ilya looking at his phone while in a Moscow nightclub

Text [by byjove on tumblr]: depressive pixie nightmare boy

2. Image description: Shane moaning on his hotel bed as Ilya gives him a blowjob during their first hookup

Text [by SSSmallTea on Twitter]: can i choke on it as a friend? platonically have tears run down my face as i drown it in my spit?

3. Image description: Shane closing his eyes while listening to Ilya vent in Russian over the phone

Text [by movbsta on Twitter]: Vent to me …. So i can learn how to love you

4. Image description: Shane and Ilya sitting at the table with Shane’s parents (not pictured) at their cottage while Ilya shovels pasta into his mouth

Text [by felison on tumblr]: i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

5. Image description: Ilya looking over the railing down at Shane (not pictured) while standing with his dad and some dude from the Boston Raiders

Text [by urbancatfitters on tumblr]: “flirting” aka staring at u and when u look back at me i look away very fast so u wont see that i was staring at u

[the-depressed-comedic-relief]

Gandalf during the Hobbit: good god I wish Bilbo was more naturally in tune with his Took side I feel like I have to force it out of him

Gandalf during Lord of the Rings: TOO MUCH TOOK FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH PIPPIN

[girlstressed]

sorry i cant talk rn im busy thinking about how i should have done everything differently

[my-2nd-account]

More HR as textposts:

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

I relate to movie Aragorn because I too would rather go adventuring with my friends than take on adult responsibility.