forever at the cottage

It's loving Shane AND Ilya hours 24/7 I follow back from @critical-ramble!

[yearning-rivalry]

just to make it clear, when i post hudcon content it is because hudson ✨the concept✨ and connor ✨the concept✨should kiss on the mouth and not because i'm insinuating anything about their irl relationship

[leaveamessage]

Fouling in the MLH takes a steep decline the first year Shane & Ilya play together on the Centaurs, and they’re a bit confused why all their regular season games have been relatively un-physical. Then in one game against Toronto, some idiot (probably Dallas Kent) crosschecks Luca, and the Centaurs activate the Hollanov Power Play Special they’ve been training for all season and Toronto is swiftly, instantly, and absolutely fucked. Suddenly it becomes very clear why every team in the league is on their best behavior against Ottawa: because against Shane and Ilya’s power play, a foul will almost always cost you a fucking goal. That’s how insane their power play percentage is, and all the other teams can do is never give them a reason to be on the ice together. (Personally, the other Centaurs love this and go out of their way to draw fouls, just to see the immediate horror on the other team’s faces)

[hyacinthsgareth]

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

[memyselfandi13531]

post tlg some random asshole defenseman makes a shitty comment about shane taking it up the ass and shane looks at him, then at the scoreboard that shows the centaurs winning 6-1, then back down at him like "i dunno man i think one of us is getting fucked in the ass right now and it isn't me." and then that guy tries to fight him

[rivalfilm]

i love that on tumblr it is legal to be an advocate for bitch shane. i love you judgmental shane hollander. i love you shane hollander who can be judgmental. i love you shane hollander that gets jealous and possessive. i love you shane hollander who fights back. i love you shane hollander that contains multitudes and isn’t just a woobified doll that the fandom treats like a baby because he’s autistic. i love you shane hollander that gets to be angry. i love you shane hollander that isn’t a racialized portrayal of asian men. i love you shane hollander that has internalized homophobia he still struggles to unpack. i love you shane hollander who doesn’t have to be a perfect person.

[mojoscircus]

Stay confused, baby, we love it

[mymultifandomhell]

heated rivalry pride week - day 3 - (characters who embody) sunlight

ilya and THAT smile

[alivardic]

Imagining a kinder Sochi 💔

For Ch. 10 of my Fanfic, I’ll Believe in Anything (Except That)

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84525081

[nirby-wirby]

I got inspired

[maybe-flora]

i find it so funny how we collectively as a fandom have resorted to 'and shane is out of the house doing a commercial' as the one all-encompassing excuse for any post-TLG headcanon where they have to not be in the same place for plot reasons, because it's an actual mental gymnastic to conjure up any other circumstances where they would ever willingly be apart once married.

[argillaforma]

i just think shane really likes to watch ilya jerk off he likes looking at the way his muscles flex when he moves his hand, he studies how he holds himself in his hand, he likes the way his hips can't stop moving in tiny thrusts and he loves watching ilya make himself come

[hudkarma]

he is wearing a necklace full of hearts someone sedate me now

[hudsonswilliams]

💋💋

[cecoeur]

Love Ya, Mwah! (I know he made the sound)

[gentlesleaze]

My mom care's a little too much about hockey. Yeah, I see where you get it from.

[cuppydogshane]

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

The amount of times I’ve read scenes in explicit fics and thought “they would not say that shit”

[argillaforma]

ilya pre first hookup: i wouldn't be surprised if this is his first time i better be a little careful with that awkward canadian i don't wanna spook him

ilya coming out of room 1410 at 9:12PM with his third eye opened: oh okay so i might have underestimated him