❥ 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 .
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❛ right . yup . definitely repressed that memory . ❜ ❛ weren’t you the one who threw that flaming tennis ball at the police station ? no - wait . that was me . ❜ ❛ aw man a nap sounds great ! if sleep wasn’t , you know , for the weak . ❜ ❛ i think someone needs to do a three - point turn on their attitude . ❜ ❛ I GOT A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY ! ❜ ❛ you can never be too sure . see that baby in the stroller over there ? government operative . ❜ ❛ you know , frisbees are traditionally caught with your hands , not your face . ❜ ❛ children in general are just … tough . ❜ ❛ … are you just afraid to meet new people ? ❜ ❛ c’mon , what’d we say about meeting new people ? ❛ … perhaps i should leave saying “ baby ” to the professionals . ❜ ❛ i am in no way fit to be responsible for any living thing , including and especially myself . one time , i drank an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner . it was unholy . ❜ ❛ medium sized dog , handkerchief around the neck , i get to name it . that’s what it’ll cost me to give up on my dreams . ❜ ❛ yeah it’s just like , my entire future . no big deal . ❜ ❛ are you actually fine or are you just saying that ? ❜ ❛ okay , cool . while you do that i’m gonna do some drugs and commit some light arson . ❜ ❛ i would’ve expected you guys to be up to white collar crime by this point . maybe money laundering at the least . ❜ ❛ i love someone who knows their way around balls . ❜ ❛ i - i , uh . don’t normally … do this … ❜ ❛ aw man . i was kinda hoping you had gotten kidnapped and i was gonna have to come rescue you . ❜ ❛ … have you been reading my tweets ? nevermind . ❜ ❛ you’re a beautiful work in progress . ❜ ❛ we have to be fashionably late . who shows up anywhere on time ? ❜ ❛ i’d shake your hand but i have a glass of wine to tend to . ❜ ❛ this plate of cookies is my new _____ . bye . ❜ ❛ that’s cold blooded . i like that . ❜ ❛ kids , right ? gotta love ‘em . you’re required to by law . ❜ ❛ i’m tired of talking to old dudes who blame my generation for the failing economy . ❜ ❛ i think i just have to accept the fact that as an adult , i’ve become the machine i once raged against and accept my fate to unironically wear socks with sandals . ❜ ❛ my , do you know how to treat a lady . ❜ ❛ i think i might have taped over a veggietales VHS with the shining . who knows . ❜ ❛ he’s probably stuffing dirt into his mouth . who knows ? toddlers are pretty resilient . ❜ ❛ you’re not gonna do the thing where you wait silently for me to come home in the living room with all the lights off , are you ? ❜ ❛ you really scared me . just … please don’t do that again . ❜












