Tills

[seven-winged-liar]

the only place that 'i suffered and because i suffered so should you' belongs is when you see something diabolical or emotionally devastating on the internet so naturally youve gotta call up your best friends

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

@tillsedwin i think you’re due another sad merlin edit…

[tillsedwin]

Ok ):

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

you did this on purpose! hilariously done.

lol, the capybara had to be reblogged because i know @tillsedwin likes them

[tillsedwin]

Bro Wdym I don’t like them at all

Small section of my shelf btw there are many many more scattered about the room)

[gehalge]

[apollosdrunkenmixup]

ehehehehe

@tillsedwin

suffer.

[tillsedwin]

You’re evil.

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[bigboobyhalo]

/j /lh /s /p /pos /nm /time set day /gamemode creative /gamerule keepInventory true

[hesitantdeactivated-deactivated]

/summon chicken ~ ~1 ~ {Passengers:[{id:zombie,IsBaby:1,Invulnerable:1,PersistenceRequired:1,Silent:1,CanPickUpLoot:1b,CanBreakDoors:1b,LeftHanded:1b,HandItems:[{count:1,id:netherite_sword,components:{enchantments:{levels:{'sweeping_edge':3,'sharpness':4,'knockback':2,'fire_aspect':2,'looting':3,'unbreaking':3,'mending':1}}}},{count:1,id:shield,components:{enchantments:{levels:{'unbreaking':3,'mending':1}}}}],ArmorItems:[{count:1,id:netherite_boots,components:{enchantments:{levels:{'soul_speed':3,'protection':4,'feather_falling':4,'thorns':3,'frost_walker':2,'unbreaking':3,'mending':1}}}},{count:1,id:netherite_leggings,components:{enchantments:{levels:{'swift_sneak':3,'protection':4,'thorns':3,'unbreaking':3,'mending':1}}}},{count:1,id:netherite_chestplate,components:{enchantments:{levels:{'protection':4,'thorns':3,'unbreaking':3,'mending':1}}}},{count:1,id:wither_skeleton_skull}],CustomName:"\"desgraça dos infernos\"",HandDropChances:[0.1f,0.1f],ArmorDropChances:[0.1f,0.1f,0.1f,0.1f],active_effects:[{id:speed,amplifier:1,duration:999999},{id:strength,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:instant_health,amplifier:1,duration:999999},{id:jump_boost,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:regeneration,amplifier:1,duration:999999},{id:resistance,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:fire_resistance,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:water_breathing,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:health_boost,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:absorption,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:saturation,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:slow_falling,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:conduit_power,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:dolphins_grace,amplifier:0,duration:999999},{id:bad_omen,amplifier:0,duration:999999}]}]}

needs command block and good luck

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

I think u just crashed my tablet D:

[hesitantdeactivated-deactivated]

i actually didn't even test this command before making it so hang on

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

Fjshfhf frick I didn’t actually input the command lol /lh

[hesitantdeactivated-deactivated]

OH KSDKSDJF

[inaccessiblitykilledchaoticbuggy]

Dkshfhg yeah I just know that my tablet is a bit sensitive sometimes lol

[hesitantshitpostalien]

basically it summons this thing

[hollows-lanternn]

@dove-does-stuff

[deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

public cervix announcement

[tillsedwin]

This combination of definitions is so funny,

this is my new Live Laugh Love.

This is my new motto.

[rotflea]

If I had a library, I'd put this on the wall.

[ultramarinaa]

EVERYONE PLEASE LOOK AT THE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT MY FRIEND GIFTED ME

IT'S MY KEYCHAIN BUT AS AN ORNAMENT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tillsedwin]

I have real tapes with Magnus episodes on…

I can kinda paint…

Maybe I should…

[myrfing]

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[depsidase]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Magic can theoretically be used by anyone but it takes years of meditation and weaving past the fabric of the self and burrowing into the soul of the universe to cast even the most basic spells so where did this farm boy from the back ass of nowhere find the time to learn how to cast fireball

[what-even-is-thiss]

What do you mean he says he just thought about it really hard and figured it out on his own I went to college for this no stop holding me back let me at him I have some questions

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[probablybadrpgideas]

Simplify initiative by replacing it with "the players go in order based on how much the GM likes them"

[magnificent-buckless-butt]

I was still thinking of Odysseus so I thought I was gonna read "based on how much they'd be willing to go down on the GM"

[probablybadrpgideas]

That's the advanced ruleset

[incognitopolls]

How many gods do you believe in?

1

2

3–5

5–10

10–20

20–50

50 or more

So many they can't be counted

I am religious but don't believe in a god

None

Voting ended onNov 5, 2024

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[yesornopolls]

Would you cuddle with a friend if they asked?

Would you cuddle with a friend if they asked?

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[time-for-a-nap]

favorite word?

I wish I had a better answer than “fuck” but alas here I am

[the-haiku-bot]

I wish I had a

better answer than “fuck” but

alas here I am

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.