velociraptor earther

sad ants in a lonely world. they/them

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kitten ambulance but the siren is just a high pitched meow

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i make everything i own into a dolphin. my blanket, my dead skin cells, my computer, everything is dolphin. i am surrounded by dolphins. they are everywhere. the dolphins know too much. send help. i’m drowning in dolphin. there are too many of them. dolphi

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if colleges are going test optional why can’t my high school

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tom neck...

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pee is stored in the all of us, comrade.

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hi name is ebony dark’ness dementia raven gay and i’m a raging homosexual (that’s how i got my name)

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a haiku, submitted to the school literary magazine (it will not be published):

sunshiny get stuck before sand castle paddles betrayed by the fish

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fellas, is it gay to think gay people are gay🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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mater can tractor pull my asshole if you know what i mean

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i kissed a BIRD and i liked it the taste of her birdy chapstick

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ap art is when the fun and games are over and you suddenly hate the thing you have been passionate about for over half your life. also junior year is destroying my asshole

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we back pitches

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accidentally started a war by asking my family how many syllables “fire” has

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HELLO FOLKS.

the internet has collectively agreed that wyoming does not exist. however, whether other states of the U S A exist is up for debate. i would like to hear your thoughts on the following states: wisconsin, kentucky, vermont, maryland, and montana. thank you for your input.

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@passtheworld awfully bold of you to assume I think the earth is a globe, it is SHAPED like a VELOCIRAPTOR and i will not be changing my mind

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i find it incredibly disappointing that caitlyn jenner didn’t spell her name with a K, like kome on your whole family kould have matched

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ATTENTION WITCH SIDE OF TUMBLR

how do you summon and commune with spirits?? i wanna talk to bob ross and thank him for all he’s done

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TEEN BEACH ORGY. DISNEY. DO IT.