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Camila just wants to have some fun. Is that so much to ask?
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thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"
thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up
would you be so kind: fucking do it
best: i have never physically met you
all best: this conversation is over
all my best: i wish you would die
happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox
i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do
i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to
sorry to chase: answer my email
so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email
i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me
please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem
i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it
i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to
i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to
can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to
per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone
great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone
thanks!: i'm not mad at you
thanks!!: please don't be mad at me
thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk
please advise: this might be your fault
kindly advise: this is entirely your fault
mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator
can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email
sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot
let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again
Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -
Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think
Captain America at Disneyland signing with a deaf guest.
This is so important!
AW GREAT now Iām googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator
Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDNāT FUCK AROUND
Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form
Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols
BEAR VS ELEPHANT:
HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:
ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR
If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being Iād put those here because ho damn.
The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.
Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera.Ā
In loveā¦ā¦
I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots
I thought this was fucking fake but ?????
what in gods name ā¦ā¦ā¦.Ā
APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????
I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly itās only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)
http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html
The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.
What can the macro lens do?
WHAT THE FUCK
IĀ have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.
I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG
iām buying this tomorrow
This is too much power for a single human being to wieldā¦.
I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE
update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and sheās going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg
Reenactor throws a spear at a drone
What a time to be alive.
āThe medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down ādragonsā with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique ādragon-likeā design for their flying machines.ā (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realizedĀ āoops maybe I shouldnāt have done thatā and tried to make it right, andĀ that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll
I crack up every time at seeing that runestone.Ā
UMM Hugh had me scared there for a second I was about to find out who I need to beat for making him sad
Okay maybe Iām being a little dramatic but Iām honestly kind of offended at the lack of notes this has? Hugh CLEARLY put a lot of thought and effort into this joke, and you can tell that heās proud of it he smiles and even chuckles at his joke. Is it so hard for yāall to show appreciation for a good man? Heās trying to be funny is Wolverine himself not good enough for you guys? God
That satisfied dad laugh at the end
that was such a DAD joke
An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)
Youāre thinking āis he really going to spend the whole book worrying?ā and then it hits you
Fuck. I didnāt get it until the comment
i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??
when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner
when her bf broke up with her they were supportive
when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then hereās what u gotta do.
her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study
when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen
and thatās only in the first 18 minutes of the movie
Legally Blonde is a āgirl powerā movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.
okay but waking up in the middle of the night to soft rain and knowing youāve still got hours to sleep, when youāre toasty warm and comfortable & sleep has made you forget all your worries and responsibilities and u go back to sleep feeling as content as ever
Finally! Hereās my contribution to the Valor Anthology, āBride of the Rose Beastā. Valor is a book Iām still so happy and honored to be a part of, and you can still get the 300+ page ebook HERE for $5! Enjoy!
The Lindworm has always been one of my favorite stories; I always wondered why the Lindworm is always portrayed as male when the mechanics of the magic clearly implied it should be a woman. This version is the best Iāve ever seen.
Ark. Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. If you like it, please share.
Contact: [email protected]
@mrozna LOOK AT THIS ITS SO COOL
so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like āman I cant believe dumbledore diedā tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
Everybody go home, this is my favorite soulmate au
So you finally find your soulmate. After years of knowing that dumbledore dies and the entire franchise being ruined, you find him. Youāre in the theatre, dumbledore is dead and you hear it. āMan I canāt believe dumbledore diedā by a guy walking right by you and in youāre rage you shout āYou! Youāre the one!ā The guy stops, looks at you, his own arm to read the words, then back at you and he says, āThatās not really how I imagined that being saidā
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