a day in the life

nerd. singer. artist. scenographer. book lover. traveler. RAVENCLAW { wear }

[null-and-void-and-gone]

me when my disabilities disable me:

[sindar-princeling]

Bilbo barely passed Old Took's record lifespan after having a supernaturally-life-extending ring for 60 years. which begs a question. what the hell did Old Took do

[perihelions-babyteeth]

I have a theory that somewhere back up the line gandalf fucked a took. This sounds like complete crack but hear me out. The tooks are rumored to have “fairy blood” which in LOTR terms means either elves or maia. There is an ancestor who’s unusually tall and many of them are noted to live unusually long lives unless they meet with illness or injury, same as the numenorians did. They don’t hve extra pointy ears and elves don’t have a special interest in the line. But who DOES have a special interest in looking after tooks (and bilbo who is a took on his mother’s side/his adopted son frodo)? Gandalf. That dude is ALWAYS fussing over some silly little guy. He regularly brought the old took birthday presents.

Back in the day some bold hobbitess decided to climb that old man and ever since then gandalf has been looking after his line of tiny crazy bastards and no one will convince me otherwise.

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[instant-oatmeal]

Souphelia

[degeneration-design-doctor]

OPhởlia

[myjetpack]

My latest cartoon for New Scientist.

[notesfromtheidiotbox]

The best They Might Be Giants joke ever is in Terry Pratchett's "Soul Music," which features a band called We're Certainly Dwarfs.

[jackdawn]

Visit Original Link

I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…

[howlsomehowell]

[squidinktea]

[tsumikitxt]

[visitingfan]

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

[lesbian-toddhoward]

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

She was thinking it though.

[powerjock]

[timelordstrousers]

Upholding all the traditions today 🎄 https://www.instagram.com/p/CmlkJWgPDAiH3rLs8fnmL-UAK1DlPY_2MLeUUU0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[timelordstrousers]

A blur of SEQLD touring highlights! https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck8TD0YBRt88G83o_MYY1eLL-_DvCmapPzTSIA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[strawberryjamsara]

The best character trope is a total weirdo, surrounded by weirdos, who looks at the weirdos and thinks “Wow these people are weirdos thank god I’m normal”

[timelordstrousers]

Townsville touring adventures! https://www.instagram.com/p/Cjwfw7PvKRtGTmmiy0XaX8l9_Lo533OrBHftVA0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[timelordstrousers]

Rockhampton touring adventures! ☀️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CjrfUNPPG4UJvgPSesQlxQcaFHThtU5Vj3YhwM0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[timelordstrousers]

Bundaberg touring adventure! https://www.instagram.com/p/CjkQoK4h1svsMpGrKCLBFBOiRjC2KZwuYIOUTQ0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[timelordstrousers]

Gladstone touring adventures! https://www.instagram.com/p/CjiS4jcPcOt6PTdwYpMhsi7oFstw3Jv_Uv_F_s0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[timelordstrousers]

Maryborough touring adventures! ☂️ https://www.instagram.com/p/CjT3dMqvAjPL1dRDIRizs9YOk7Z9LG3M83pI700/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[timelordstrousers]

Forgot to take photos with my human friends today… but it’s ok because I got plenty of Frodo! https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci7LJWGv7qIhCVQasJPrYm8Vklm_xJizREqAKo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[timelordstrousers]

Toowoomba touring adventures 🌼 https://www.instagram.com/p/CihZ1ilPZF0VQuUbrURP0-x3TuwZFoB6xSEpuo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=