PerksOfBeingAFangirl @timelordswife - Tumblr Blog

you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re just such people, they’re humans, and they’re so beautiful that you cannot make yourself look away

timelordswife

Are you John Green bc shit my eyes are tearing up

eeveez-deactivated20190823

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

timelordswife

I like how you say 'at least' as in you might be the both of them

c-teardrops

phases of a student

does homework as soon as you get it

worried about being caught copying homework

doesn’t bother with homework until last minute

too lazy to even copy from others

timelordswife

Me: "can I copy your homework"

Friend: "I don't think it's right tho"

Me: "is that what a fucking asked??"

So me and my boyfriends anniversary is tomorrow (Tuesday 12th) and he goes to me, "do you know what day tomorrow is then" and I looked him straight in the eyes and said "Tuesday" and I've never seen a greater look of defeat in a mans eyes

The Hunger Games is basically an extremes version of Big Brother

peroxical

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

timelordswife

Or stab you even harder at a much faster rate...

allo-nsy

So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

Dirt

Funeral Home

Weed

Grass

Holy Water

Laundromat

Leather

New Zealand

Play-Doh

Wet Garden

Tomato

Suntan Lotion

Sex on the Beach

Riding Crop

Soap

And Finally, Swimming Pool

jessicarabbit-blog

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

azazelpersonified

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

anangelandhistractor

mine already does

timelordswife

What does New Zealand even smell like?

fauxhawks

OF COURSE ITS FUDGE LORD

timelordswife

He really needs to delete some emails

I bet in 2000 years they'll he digging up the destroyed earth and they'll find a Nokia phone still on half battery....

#nokia phone #nokia brick

notmydate

Lester is checking out your blog.

timelordswife

Billy-Bob Malvo better not turn up then...

*researching fandom merch*

gaygirlrey

that pose when he got scared tho

sourpatch-k

It’s like his AUTOMTIC response was to posture. Misha, you’ve been playing Cas for FAR too long. not long enough

luvr4photography-44

OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL

majesticaljeff

He literally just straightened his back and sort of puffed himself up like birds do when they’re scared; Make yourself look bigger than the threat and it’ll back down.