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Artist formerly known as Alaspooralice Elias- 33 -He/Him

[tindalosdoorway]

Hi hello I'm trying to find my mutuals because my account was terminated today! I was previously Tumblr user Alaspooralice, if I just followed you it's because I could remember your username off the top of my head! I would like to follow everyone else again but I have a bad memory so if you would like to get in contact you can find me on bluesky as Alaspooralice or here on this blog either way it would kinda suck to lose my mutuals so if you would pass around news of my demise I would appreciate it.

[mossycakes]

which one of these famous gothic antagonists would you date? (and why!)

the phantom (the phantom of the opera)

victor frankenstein (frankenstein)

frankensteins monster (frankenstein)

dracula (dracula)

dr jekyll/mr hyde (dr jekyll and mr hyde)

dorian gray (the picture of dorian gray)

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[static-scribblez]

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am i doing it right

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[judithan-xing]

new chapter of Dead On Arrival is out! Read it here!

I've got a lot of editing done so I think I'll be able to do weekly updates for it for the next few weeks, so if u like toxic yaoi murder mystery stuff look forward to that

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

[tara-the-star]

"average person has 3 microplastics in them" factoid actually just a statistical error. average person has 0 microplastics. Dangerous crow boy, who lives in a fae world & eats over 10,000 microplastics each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[afloweroutofstone]

New reaction image dropped

[charl0ttan]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I can't remember where I first heard it, but here's a joke that's lived rent free in my head for years:

two friends, a Jew and a Christian, are talking about holiday customs.

the Jew says "on Rosh Hashanah, it's traditional to blow the shofar 30 times"

the Christian looks at him awkwardly and says "wow. all we give our chauffeur on Christmas is a bottle of wine."

[dragon-in-a-fez]

shana tova everyone

[felixcloud6288]

Listening to a podcast

"Let's take a word from our sponsor."

*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"

*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"

*Go back 15 seconds*

[felixcloud6288]

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

[kitsuleif]

[largishcat]

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

[mayorofnowhere]

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

[tindalosdoorway]

Called my mom for a funny haha you didn't get raptured joke and she ruined it by not answering cuz her phone was on silent smh

[nueuhell]

Blasting my eyeballs out with annoying colors.

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[coughdropsandsoftspots]

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

[sunglassesbot]

That it's no longer on poob?

[hornytransgirljenni]

[ziyal]

this shot of the joker pulling up his pants leg seems to imply that the white part of his feet is actually just bare skin, not fabric spats over a pair of dress shoes, as i had always assumed?? which means that the animated series joker has actually been wearing, like, kitten heeled pumps this entire time

[powrbottomjoker]

Just wanted to let you know I thought about this post so hard I ended up cosplaying it 😌

[brawltogethernow]

#the damage buff from that url

Huh what url– OH.

[croakerverse-chronological]

[powrbottomjoker]

I thought I had accidentally deleted this and just about died man THIS IS MY LEGACY.

[foone]