Constantly Screaming

23 yo queer trans guy just trying not to get banned from this hellsite

[dumbfuckryn]

i want to live above a bookstore café and have a little balcony garden you can see from the street that is all

[tentacleteapot]

listen I can respect that Marina ‘and the Diamonds’ Lambrini Diamandis wrote a song about how bad she wants to fuck and made all the lyrics about fruit and eating and stuff, but I cannot condone her using the lyric ‘I’m your cauliflower’ and expecting it to be considered sexy

[tentacleteapot]

[stinkloverdude]

I think about this post often

[rozwell]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[animatedwisdom]

Bonus: 

[the-shipping-machine]

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

[heir-to-the-diamond-throne]

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

[enbyroses]

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

[whothehellisbuckyx]

Peter : What’s an orgasm?

Tony : Where did you hear-

Steve : It’s when you fold paper to look like birds and stuff.

Bucky : That’s oregano you-

Tony : stOP-

[thoodleoo]

felt inspired to make this after reading some of the comments on my post about liking history

[lesbianherstorian]

a collage i made from various 1970′s lesbian newspapers and magazines

[justheretobreakthings]

Most shows I’ve seen that mention fan fiction readers/writers portray them as kinda oddball super-geeks with no lives or social skills.

So I wanna take a moment to appreciate the fact that in Parks & Recreation, the character who writes fan fiction is the intelligent, successful, and good-looking primary love interest of the main character.

Also I want to read the full fic he wrote.

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

It’s only unrealistic because he said he finished it.

[wingedlioness]

He’s obviously lying, so it’s very realistic.

[houseofglass]

Here we have Terry from Brooklyn Nine Nine. He’s an Absolute Unit, father, police officer, black, intelligent, kind, a main character……and writes fanfiction from The Good Wife.

B99 - breaking stereotypes all over the place.

ETA: gifset not mine, I think it’s from @msjessicaday

[philosopherking1887]

Note that both shows are from the same creator. Who also writes Kant fanfiction and calls it “The Good Place.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

[koracs]

I lost a follower last time, let’s do this again!! If you disagree with any of these get off my blog please and thank you!

[joshuaorrizonte]

This blog supports Jewish People, too

[drstrangefangirl8900-deactivate]

This blog is basically run by a normal non-judgemental person… Who’s not an ass

[alisonzai]

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[c4tto626]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

[trashboat]

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

[kimpossibooty]

[veeranger]

bought a hoodie that amusingly has the coordinates for tokyo on it so when aliens abduct me they’ll think it’s like when a dog has an address on its collar and drop me off in tokyo when they’re done fucking me

[veeranger]

the reviews are in

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]