Not So Secret Fangirl

Doctor/River, British Panel Shows, Dropout, ATLA, Good Omens, WWDITS, BtVS ACAB, BLM, 🍉

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Young Hero Sent On A Quest meets other young heroes also sent on various quests—only to discover they're all being used as free child labor by the same flaky wizard as a scam to collect magical artifacts.

the Young Heroes' collective new "Quest" is now to Unionize.....

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

actually this is funnier if there are multiple wizards involved. the 12-year-olds combine their knowledge and realize the wizards are operating as a unified corporate entity...so then of course they have to go on a Quest To Meet The Monarch to ask the Crown to rule on this previously undeclared power bloc. which in a feudal fantasy world causes all sorts of political intrigue! none of it good

so then we've got corporate executive wizards facing off against royal anti-monopoly legal teams. meanwhile the aforementioned 12-year-olds are standing by pissed off and chewing popcorn (and hoarding undeclared magical artifacts they may or may not collectively vote to use as ammunition to fuel a revolutionary uprising). the!! possibilities!!!!!!

[leonbutchkennedy]

[flammableheart]

Fuck Neil Gaiman.

I am immensely grateful to everyone involved in Good Omens 3 for giving us closure and not letting that split screen be the last time we saw them. But absolutely fuck Neil Gaiman because that story was too big to squeeze into 90 minutes. If we'd had six episodes to build the mystery, raise the stakes, get to know Jesus, let Aziraphale and Crowley really talk to each other, that could have been incredible. Instead what we got was rushed, incoherent and messy. It was made with love and I'm glad it exists but they, and we, deserved so much better.

[apricior]

i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

[tinkerbelligerent]

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What video game can you not complete without cheat codes?

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[tinkerbelligerent]

Giggity

[joytri]

[thefugitivesaint]

oakoak, 'Free Rothko', 2024 Source

[freshcuntgrass]

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Texts From Superheroes

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[galindatopland]

god how many more times do i have to see this fucking happen. taylor swift dates or befriends vile people the swifties on my dash are mad. taylor swift releases an album and the swifties on my dash are going on and on about how truly awful it is and how bad the lyrics are or how bad it sounds or how it's cringe or humiliating. after two to four days they post about forcing themselves to listen to it anyway until they've made themselves like it. they talk about having to ignore lyrics to enjoy it or hating the sound but hey after 20 listens the brain gets used to it. like aren't you fucking tired. in between all the crying and hating they'll mention they still love her and it's like Do You. you hate that she's now befriending trump supporters and alleged rapists left and right. you hate the albums she releases and have to actively force yourself to feel at least neutral about them. why are you still tuning in then? i see you post day after day about how embarrassing hp adults are and how it doesn't matter that it was their childhood they need to let it go meanwhile every other sentence is like yes she's maga princess with horrific pathetic lyrics i can't stand but ive listened since i was ten so i have to :( get a grip

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

[zeldaspeaks]

cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. it’s an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and

[jumpingjacktrash]

i have the solution! i call it ‘junebugging’.

have you ever seen a junebug get to grips with a window screen? it’s remarkably persistent, but not very focused. all that matters is location.

how to junebug: choose the location you feel you can probably get some shit done on today. be specific. not ‘the bathroom’ but ‘the bathroom sink’. you are not choosing a range, you are choosing a center; you will move around, but your location is where you’ll keep coming back to. mentally stick a pin in it. consider yourself tethered to that spot by a long mental bungee cord.

go to your location. look at stuff. move stuff around. do a thing. get distracted. remember you’re junebugging the bathroom sink and go back there. look at it some more. do a different thing. get distracted. get a sandwich. remember you’re junebugging and go back to the bathroom sink.

nt’s will go crazy watching you, and if they demand to know When You Will Be Done you will probably have to roll them in a carpet and stuff them up the chimney. you’re done when you feel done, or you’re too bored to live, or it’s bedtime, or any number of other markers, you get to pick. but the thing is, by returning repeatedly to that one spot, you harness the ‘hyperactivity’ part instead of wasting all that energy battling with the ‘attention deficit’ part.

not only will the bathroom sink almost certainly be clean, and probably the mirror and soap dish too, you might’ve swapped in a fresh toothbrush, a new soap, you might’ve unclogged the drain – you will probably also have cleaned or fixed up several things in the near vicinity, or in the path between the sink and where you get the fresh toothbrush, or maybe you did your grocery shopping cuz you were out of soap, or maybe you couldn’t find a clean hand towel and ended up doing laundry.

this is good. you got shit done! it wasn’t necessarily Cleaned The Bathroom in the way nt’s think of it, but screw ‘em. things are better than they were.

plus you worked off enough energy to be able to sleep. which is not small potatoes when living the ADHD life. :D

[spoonie-living]

Don’t let the adorable name fool you—this is some Seriously Good Advice. May be useful for brain fog and depression, too!

[flavoracle]

Reblogging to save my fellow ADHD peeps from the Sisyphusian curse of cleaning with no focus.

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[museofvoid]

Not to like be too enamoured with celebrities but Stellan Skarsgård really is some kind of nationall treasure

x

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

[thestarsaredown]

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

[holy-muffins]

We’ve made it 5 years folks

[mysharona1987]

[awkwardtimelady]

i have reblogged this twice already and every single time i cry laughing

[all-hail-the-kazoo]

I’ve seen this post so many times and just now noticed the double ‘n’ in landlord that’s great