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[marisatomay]

happy 118th anniversary to franz kafka’s diary entry noting the beginning of world war i

[exceptionalcelestial]

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it’s like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say “alright, let’s do this. I’m gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who’s a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government” that’s something only a 19 y/o would do

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

[you-got-it-capstar]

Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh

I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!"

[appendingfic]

Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*

Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.

[spifal]

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

[tinkerthebelle]

people dont recognize tony hawk WITH the skateboard

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

they really just liked to traumatize us with children’s cartoons in the 90s and early 00s huh

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

back then, it wasn’t so much “how many sex jokes can we get away with” as it was “how many unspeakable horrors can we fit into our cartoon before the parents start to complain”

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

yes this is about courage the cowardly dog

[thecyndimistuff]

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

[thecyndimistuff]

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

[lolotehe]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transhumanoid-deactivated202106]

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

[cipheramnesia]

Direct action.

[gabbythegawd]

This is who Thanos THOUGHT he was. She is the Original. This level of power, with no infinity gauntlet? Thanos could never.

[imoverallofit]

Bro… She deflected one chair, then caught the other..WITH ONE HAND ✋

[blvckgeezus]

I still want to know what led to this

[one-in-lemillion]

The one who can beat Thanos

[sistermaryfake]

all these years later and there’s still so much to unpack and so many questions left unanswered

[customrolex]

UM I JUST LOOKED THIS UP

THIS IS THE END OF A FASHION SHOW IN NORTH CAROLINA. OUR LADY CHAMPION DIDNT LIKE THE JUDGES DECISION SO SHE DECIDED TO THROW A CHAIR AND THINGS ESCLATED TO THIS AMAZING FILM.

WERE THE POLICE CALLED YOU ASK? WHY YES! YES THEY WERE!

NO CHARGES WERE FILED AND NOT EVEN A REPORT WAS MADE BECAUSE “NO ONE ON SCENE WAS WILLING TO COOPERATE WITH ANY INVESTIGATION”

No one would even make a statement! I’m losing my mind! Snitches get stitches! Don’t even tell the cops the time! Fuck em throw chairs!

[sollike]

FINALLY SOME CLOSURE. this video has kept me up at night for years

[irateyourposts]

10/10

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[anneofgreengaybles]

room 156 is BACK bitches and better than ever!!!!!!!!

[anneofgreengaybles]

a special room 156 update in honor of election 2020

[anneofgreengaybles]

2020 continues to be A Time but at least my 3rd graders continue to be the funniest people on the goddamn planet

[hyperrbolic-orange]

I love how Derry Girls absolutely exemplifies that concept of "group only possess a single brain cell, shared between them all."

James and Clare have it most often, and Michelle and Erin have it the least. Orla has no need of it, as she sees with her third eye and is beyond us all.

[jasmancer]

Doctor Who AU where the companions unionize and Donna and Martha start a YouTube channel

[mkinnon]

i mean, there’s typecasting

and then there’s playing a version of cinderella’s stepsister four times

four

separate

productions

[waitinghopingliving]

Here’s a bit of an explanation:

[theforestofthorns]

God I love her.

[iamprophet4profit]

I love that in most cases when someone is type casted they are not proud cause it means hollywood has no respect for their range as an actor but she is not only proud it appears she did it on purpose lmfao

[exceptionalcelestial]

oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

[faint-glimmers-of-hope]

I love Rose Tyler because every time she encountered a new alien life form or a fellow human that seemed to be mistreated in some way she went “HELLO DO THEY TREAT YOU WELL, HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU, ARE YOUR BASIC RIGHTS BEING VIOLATED, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE ENTITLED TO AN EIGHT HOUR SHIFT AND THREE WEEKS OF VACATION ALSO YOU COULD JOIN A UNION, MY NAME IS ROSE I’M HERE TO HELP” and that was just so rad of her

[counterspellthisyoucasual]

It’s because she worked in retail

[amtrak12]

#rose and donna combined could unionize the entire world  via @itcameuponamidnightqueer

[satyriconmp3]

orpheus this, eurydice that. what about ME

[power2thelocallesbian]

remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I don’t think a lot of people understand that no matter how progressive or well-read you are, there are always going to be moments in your life where somebody pushes back against something that’s so culturally ingrained you never even considered it before. And you’ll say “Huh, it never occurred to me to challenge this but you’re right,” and that doesn’t mean you were “morally toxic” before, it means you’re a non-omniscient human capable of growth.

Also, some preferred terms for things will change and evolve, and terms we prefer now might eventually be considered gauche or even offensive, and that doesn’t mean you were a bigot at the time for using them. It means we evolved as a society and chose new terminology to reflect that change.

Nobody is a fully formed realisation of progressivism that can predict all shifts and modes of thought. The world will always change, and hopefully you will, too