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kes | 30s | he/it | i got gay hockey show brainrot 😔

[lakevida]

she's sooo fucking mad that we stop her from running into the garage to huff sawdust and poisons

[bidonica]

a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

[jofiah]

[tinnunculus]

v cool for tumblr read more to just. not work apparently 🫠

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[tinnunculus]

idk why i feel like. compelled to diminish my own issues? or feel like i'm not '''enough''' like

my abuse wasn't that bad!! i wasn't beaten or anything! (just had my sense of self-worth torn to shreds)

my pain isn't that bad!! at least i can still do things!! (even though sometimes it makes me want to die)

my fatigue isn't that bad! some people are bed bound!! (i just can't work up the energy to do the things i want to do most times)

but nah not disabled enough. not adhd enough. not trans enough.

and maybe spending a not insignificant period of time from ages 13 to 18 being actively avoided by peers, neglected physically and emotionally and punished for apparently no reason other than existing by parental figures has something to do with that (it definitely has something to do with it lol)

[lowerroad]

it's a good thing mensah is already married with kids by the start of all systems red because can you imagine trying to make a new longterm relationship work when you have to explain to potential partners that murderbot will be there. no not romantically or sexually. but it is there.

[tinnunculus]

i have an occupational health appointment tomorrow and man i sure hope they help me sort out a set up for my back because man. i don't think having to hold back tears from pain when all i've been doing all day is SITTING is normal

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[cansofbees]

tongue in cheek art about weird bodies and waiting for a diagnosis

[saros-system]

[ID: A piece of digital art. It depicts six vials of blood of various shades for lab testing with following labels: “negative”, “negative”, “Wait a minute.”, “No wonder I’m so fucking tired!”, “negative” and “Well. It’s not lupus!”. The background is black and blank and there is a white caption in the bottom left corner reading: “8.28.25 - “Labs””.

[hollanderthoughts]

hayden keeps telling me its so awesome to have a captain who appreciates the sober lifestyle and im like thats great man but i dont think where i go when im sucking dick and cock counts as being “sober” to be completely honest like idk if it’s the taste or just the weight of it or whatever but I’m like. Not on this planet anymore.

[hollanderthoughts]

Stop telling me to google search “submissive” and “subspace ”. I have done that several times. This is about getting cock drunk, which is real and a completely separate thing that means far less about myself as a person than the thing you’re thinking of. It’s different.

[sharps-container]

eraserhead baby

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[homemeansthehills]

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[heatedrivalrysource]

"Heated Rivalry” season 1 is officially being released on physical formats! (DVD, Blu-ray, and 4k Blu-ray)

The 4k Blu-ray collectors edition will feature an exclusive, yet to be revealed cover art, with a runtime of 5 hours. All 3 editions are reportedly releasing April 30th 2027.