[Video Description: A video of an objection.lol meme of the Ace Attorney characters in court. Transcript below.
Miles Edgeworth [smirking]: I love women and having sex with women only. never had sex with a man never will and I do not want to. I would not lie about this.
Franziska Von Karma shouts “Objection!”.
von karma [holding her whip in her hands]: you literally had sex with the other guy in this game idiot. / penix write or whatever.
Edgeworth shouts “Hold it!”
Edgeworth: WH- (in all caps.) literally who told you that that’s blatantly untrue????? I don’t have sex with men especially not him
von karma [banging her fist down a couple times]: (in all caps.) you say this every time. you have had sex with men before literally an undeniable fact. what is wrong with you. you are gay and flaming.
Edgeworth shouts “Hold it!”
Edgeworth: name one time I had gay sex with another man. I wait.
von karma: hmph! you think I don’t know better not to eavesdrop when people are having private affairs? this is simply my intuition. I know I’m right.
Edgeworth: heh, can’t even provide any evidence for your claims? highly unprofessional of you ms. von karma! with that, your honor, I can confidently say this case is-
Phoenix Wright shouts “Hold it!”
Phoenix: hi everybody I am back from starbucks sorry for being late lol! ^_^ who wanted the venti vanilla caramel frappe with whip cream and chocolate drizzle again?
Edgeworth: hi. that’s mine. the venti vanilla caramel frappe with whip cream and chocolate drizzle I mean. thanks.
von karma: … bit of a fruity drink don’t you think.
Edgeworth: ? there’s no fruit in this drink.
von karma: … whatever hi penis or whatever your name is I don’t care when’s the last time you had sex with edgewart over here
Phoenix: hm, last week I think!
Edgeworth, Von Karma, Maya, Mia, Godot, and the judge all wear shocked or unimpressed expressions.
von karma [looking uncomfortable]: (in all caps.) you cannot be serious.
Edgeworth: (in all caps.) D-damn you to hell idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cosmo Wanda send this fool to the pit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Judge [shaking his head]: (in all caps.) Order! Order In The Court!!!! it seems mr. edgeworth has been found guilty of having gay sex and will now be sentenced to super hell.
Edgeworth: (in all caps.) I- how come Phoenix isn’t being being sentenced as well?
Judge: because I like him and he bought everyone starbucks. anyways have fun in super hell.
Edgeworth: (in all caps.) You will pay for this you old shit.
