everything’s coming up milhouse

sammi - 26 - nurse

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[dragoncarrion]

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this

[tortol]

picture i got at pride last week; here mexico

[ellie-insertsurnamehere]

This is very dumb but hey

[quaintpanic]

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[goth-queen]

[hollanderthoughts]

can yearning make you sick

[hollanderthoughts]

can desire kill you

[junglejim4322]

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

[junglejim4322]

Where am I

[electricheart]

a little reminder! by annalaura_art

[cikero]

I have been quoting this all morning while muted in a teams meeting

[littlegreen]

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

[mollyjames]

The knight is doing her best to fend off the bandit ambush, so if the princess could please stop flashing her tits because it's "funny to distract her", that would be greatly appreciated

[mollyjames]

The knight should cut you down where you stand for so much as suggesting the princess's tits are anything less than perfect

[fagstaynight]

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

[eyestrain-addict]

[cannabutch]

[multitrackdrifting]

timeless