protector and king of chilledelphia

any name | 27 | any pronouns

[pnglove]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ugh. fine. I guess I'm sorry for crashing my marvelous flying contraption into your stupid dog. whatever

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[tinycapa]

hey! im taking commissions to try to survive aha

i’m taking like 5 slots right now!!

[tinycapa]

hey! im taking commissions to try to survive aha

i’m taking like 5 slots right now!!

[tinycapa]

hey! im taking commissions to try to survive aha

i’m taking like 5 slots right now!!

[tinycapa]

hey! im taking commissions to try to survive aha

i’m taking like 5 slots right now!!

[tinycapa]

hey! im taking commissions to try to survive aha

i’m taking like 5 slots right now!!

[kosmogrl]

this is so cool!!

[kosmogrl]

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

[uglygirlstatus]

sorry I had to draw this

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[64mpg]

hi yes me and my 15 loose children would like to stand aimlessly in the middle of the aisle at your local grocery store please

[boccher]

‭

fix the past

build the future

Voting ended onApr 17

[weepingchoir]

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

[atlas-prime]

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[slimegargoyle]

it’s gonna be so anticlimactic when somebody finally succeeds

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love