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em . zoology student . 20

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s so infuriating that someone tells you to do what you already planned to do, makes all eagernes and will of doing it fade away

[joseinextdoor]

Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.

Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENT in their twenties, huh.

[katie-the-angel-witch]

They’re 15 and 16 last time I checked

[yamujiburo]

Jessie and James have been confirmed 25 in the anime since the 2nd movie (and before that if we’re looking at radio dramas)

[shinyjiggly]

…how come they aged and ash didn’t?

[sorcererlance]

stress from being poor

[just-shower-thoughts]

The hoodie is the modern day cloak

[just-shower-shitposts]

Y'know what this isn’t a bad post

[skygenders]

The holiday season is coming up and if you’re being rude to a retail worker while they’re pulling off a 12+ hour shift cause it’s a holiday, you’re going directly to hell and i’m sending you there myself. 

[rogerdeakinsdp]

Home Alone (1990) Dir: Chris Columbus, DP: Julio Macat “Merry Christmas, little fella. We know that you’re in there, and that you’re all alone.”

[brxnd--nxw]

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

[snorlaxatives]

i still can’t believe it’s already fucking november like october literally felt like it lasted 4 minutes where has this year gone why is the progression of time so mind boggling to me what the fuck

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[renardtrickster]

Dingo

Also Dingo

[byjove]

danger shiba inu

[sistertaxon]

I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike”

[sistertaxon]

actually there’s a third kind and it’s called “I’m Freddie Mercury And There’s Nothing You Can Do To Stop Me”

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

dont worry… someone out there with a cute face and a beautiful heart is waiting specifically for you

[surprisebitch]

[scottishcookie]

you know whats really good? 

when black cats are drawn like this

thats really good thanks for coming to my ted talk

[dogmaster6000-deactivated201602]

[pixelins]

i use ‘!!’ a lot, but it’s honestly like a quiet ‘!!’

[stydiaherondale]

just imagine the jokes LMAO

[jigglypuffsvevo]

i’ve probably aged 4 years this year

[stability]

I may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled, I have no idea what the hell im doing