The Tiny Little Blog

Things that happen in my head.

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Maybe the monkeys think they come from us.

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Why do we have to cry out of our eyes like can't we cry out of our toes or something so we can cry in public without causing a scene

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Trying to explain a laptop 100 years ago:

"It's like a book but it's only the cover and you use it the other way."

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When I sleep in a double bed I automatically sleep on one side and not in the middle and that is why we need feminism.

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Cat Sitting

Cat sitting:

Me, on my way out the house: "Coco, I'm out." *Salutes* Coco: *Glares at me with disinterest and mild disdain*

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MS Word

Working in MS Word:

Me: Moves something one space to the right Document: Reformats, starts speaking Japanese, throws itself off the edge of middle earth

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Worm

The early worm gets eaten by the bird.

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Phone

Looking for my phone while I'm talking on the phone. This literally just happened to me. I even panicked a bit because I couldn't find my phone which was in my other hand.

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You know what’s a weird word? Sleep. It sounds more like something moist being dragged along the floor than a comatose state.

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Tea

"Would you like normal tea or rooibos?"

We're probably giving rooibos tea a complex. Abnormal tea.

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Pin code

When you type your pin code into a card machine and it says "pin ok" like, this pin code is not ideal but it will do.

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Katy Perry: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag..." Me: Yes I always feel like a plastic bag tbh.

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I wonder if my bed also feels sad when I leave.

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Roach

Imagine if cockroaches were like, "I found a human in my kitchen today, a HUGE one, it was DISGUSTING!"

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When you’re having a good hair day but you need to shower.

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How do you think Edward dealt with Bella when she had her period?

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Someone please read my blog.