Janaina Medeiros
Peter Solarz
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Today's Document
YOU ARE THE REASON
Product Placement
Cosimo Galluzzi
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One Nice Bug Per Day
shark vs the universe
noise dept.
tumblr dot com
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
styofa doing anything
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
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@tinylittleredpanda
If I lived in a house with no mirrors Where the walls didn't talk back at me Maybe I'd dream a bit bigger If there was nothin' to see If I lived in a house with no mirrors Where the walls didn't pick me apart Maybe my skin would be thicker If I lived in a house with no mirrors
oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.
danish tv is the best thing ever
“Okay :(”
He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.
I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like
“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”
thanks for the context omg
Chinese Zodiac [2021 Edition] 十二生肖
Rat | Ox | Tiger | Rabbit | Dragon | Snake | Horse | Goat | Monkey | Rooster | Dog | Pig
I think what I love most about current day tumblr and it’s obsession with things like Dracula daily and Goncharov is that it’s a reminder that the internet and social media can be fun. It’s not all algorithms and selling things to you based on data the company got from tracking all your movements. Sometimes it’s about coming together to have fun over something completely superfluous and stupid but ultimately meaningful because we gave it meaning.
A story in four parts:
Yeah turns out that pizza box? Well turns out the Romanian police were waiting to raid Tates apartment, but they needed proof that he was in the country. That's a pizza brand unique to Romania.
In light of brazils first world cup game today I'd like to share with everyone the Germany x Brazil 7-1 semifinals from the 2014 world cup and how morally DEVASTATING it was
You ever do so poorly your coach immediately resigns and the country makes up a new idiom over it
Even our president at the time was like "guys that was so fucked up :("
one thing i would actually really love is the ability to send messages and like stuff from the secondary blogs. i can’t feasibly run this blog AND a potential author one AND the fandom one like just let me like things from my fandom one and let me keep my fandom stuff on my fandom instead of accidentally liking it from my primary
Cinderella rewrite where Cinderella’s father is an unusually successful fisherman due to his secret friendships with the shy and mysterious mermaids, successful enough to attract a moderately wealthy and ambitious bride with two daughters. Once he dies, her stepmother, determined to make sure her daughters inherit the fishing business as dowries by marrying before Cinderella, forbids her from going out on the fishing boats or into town and makes sure she spends as much of her time as possible doing drudgework, hauling offal and cleaning fish. When the Prince’s ball comes around, an important occasion for young women to make good connections, the stepmother forbids her from going, telling her that she needs to get the latest salmon catch gutted and ready for sale instead.
Cinderella’s mermaid godmother calls upon her people to clean the fish and gifts her a dress and shoes of shimmering fish scales that wreathe her in rainbows under the moonlight. She makes an impression on the Prince at the ball so strong that he immediately falls in love with her, and when she’s forced to flee before her stepmother notices her (no masquerade mask or dancing rainbows will disguise her from her own family at close range), the Prince is left with only a delicate fish leather slipper left on the front steps to try to find her again.
He goes around the houses, seeking the owner of the slipper, but Cinderella is once again working in the fish sheds. He stepmother, desperate and determined and having found Cinderella’s other shoe that very morning, realises what has happened and takes a knife to the feet of her prettiest daughter, telling the prince that she suffered an injury that very morning but those are definitely her shoes, see, here’s the other one, and they still fit.
The daughter is pretty and witty and charming, and while the Prince doesn’t feel the same spark and instant sense of connection that he did at the party, he reasons that she’s overwhelmed and in pain and once she’s healed, all will be well. There are no birds to whisper of blood in the shoe – the Prince has seen the bandaged feet already – and the daughter slips on the shoes (the only shoes she has that will fit her, now,) and accompanies him to the palace.
But the stepmother is no doctor, and by the time the Prince gets her to the palace doctors, it’s too late – his beloved has contracted an infection in her feet from the shoe leather, made unclean in its travels. She will survive – it is an infection of a common filth of fish and birds, one that the doctors have potions for for the occasions where dangerously cooked food causes outbreaks – but in her raving, she confesses the whole scheme to the Prince who, furious, returns to the village to find the girl he truly fell in love with, the girl hidden from him.
“Oh, yeah, the fish cleaner,” the villagers shrug. “We don’t see her around very much, she’s probably in the sheds. Her family calls her Salmonella.”
taskmaster 14x05 • john and munya forgetting the alphabet during the live task was brilliant
i absolutely fuckin hate it here
This is why you gotta show love and comment on old fics. You never know when the author may drop another chapter
In the town where I grew up, there was a large statue in one of the parks, of a famous historical white colonizer. I'm not going to say who specifically, suffice it to say that it was someone who wasn't worth memorializing for their deeds. And as you can imagine, this statue was a frequent target of vandalism, with paint or toilet paper or eggs on multiple occasions. Now, the local council was generally pretty lax when it came to repairing potholes or other public damage in the town, but every time, 24 hours after this particular statue was hit, the same person would always appear in a Hi-Vis vest, hat, mask and sunglasses, carrying a bucket of water, and wash it clean. They would do it as quickly as possible, but always made sure the face and the name carved at the bottom were generously scrubbed. This only encouraged people to do it again, and so it became a vicious cycle.
Within a year, the statue had sustained so much damage that it was unrecognizable and the lettering unreadable, so eventually the council came and took it down. Also apparently, the person in the Hi-Vis vest didn't even work for the council. They were supposedly just some 'good samaritan' who cleaned it, often before the council even discovered it needed cleaning, so they just let them do it and ignored the problem. They didn't bother putting the statue up again.
Much later, we found out that the anonymous 'samaritan' had been deliberately washing the statue with a bucket of saltwater, which had dramatically corroded it, causing irreversible accumulative damage far worse than spray paint ever would have done. It's even theorized that they were also often the one spray-painting it, just so that they had an excuse to come back after a day to wash it.
You know that Ada Limón poem where she’s like “i can’t help it i love the way men love”? my dad recently confessed to me that he became a shoemaker because they buried my grandma shoeless
oh…………………………………
Accident Report in the Tall, Tall Weeds - Ada Limón
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True sibling energy of Five saying "Next person to say dickhead is getting a punch to the throat" while Allison, Luther, Klaus and Diego simultaneously say it
Moon Knight episode 2 featured some Mandarin so I thought I'd add some subtitles!
English added by me :)
Anyway, watch this if you haven't. Western film has a problem of having characters speak "Chinese" to prove how smart they are and it's embarrassing.
Ok so the Mandarin subs say this is what was said:
-你干什么？我在跟你玩呢 （What are you doing? I'm playing with you)
-你还是要输的 （You are still going to lose)
-你死定了 贾梅拉 你死定了 (You're screwed, Jamela, you're screwed)
I can’t believe you deciphered that I read the subs and listened to it again and still couldn’t figure out what they were saying
It just hurts my soul. I mean ok I guess if they’re all learning and self taught? Still. Painful.
THE 0X1=0 AT THE END ASDFGHJKL INCREDIBLE
people are literally inventing love everyday
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"I am married to a Tibetan lady who calls me nyingdu-la. This translates as 'most honoured poison of my heart'." - Adam Buckley, Hebden Bridge, UK
"I had a girlfriend who loved language so we'd have a variety of pet names like gatto ('kitty' in Italian) and mo chuiste ('my pulse' in Gaelic). We'd also regularly use 10V (Isle of View) as a homophone of 'I love you'." - Alex, Maidstone, Kent
"In Argentinian Spanish, it's very common to hear someone say to his/her other half bicho ('bug'). Also, there's a widespread use of cielo ('sky') when calling someone you love... maybe because the sky is so high and unreachable." - Honora Campioni, Buenos Aires, Argentina
"I had a Turkish friend who used to call her boyfriend patlicanim - 'my aubergine'. It's a pun on a more common endearment - canim, which literally means "my soul" but is mostly translated these days to 'darling'." - Nick Sweeney, London, UK
"Having a Tamil background and living in London today, I have a hybridised name for my other half - Paapubear. Paapu translates as 'baby' and being the cuddly and slightly hairy man that he is, bear seemed a most natural addition." - Nisha, London, UK
"My favourite term of endearrnent comes from Swabia, the area of Germany around Stuttgart. There, mein spatate (the dialectal form of 'mein spatzchen', or 'my little sparrow') refers not just to sweetheart, but also to a type of sticky pasta." - Stephen, Frankfurt, Germany
"Having lived in Denmark for a year, and gained a Danish girlfriend, I was surprised that the usual term of endearment is skat. Apparently it means treasure, but also means 'taxes'. The British equivalent would be calling your other half 'HMRC'." - Sophie, Denmark
"My wife, who is from Russia, calls me pupsik and tells me that it means 'little bird', but to me it sounds more like a stomach illness." -Kevin, Hanoi, Vietnam
"My husband is Odawa (Native American). He calls me gdab which roughly translates as 'beloved'. Its funny to see how text messaging autocorrect changes this to 'grab'." - L Kaye, Northern Michigan, USA
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“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading
“God is good I will trust him” and “I know he likes peanut butter” gave me whiplash.
