[wattse]

Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,

[transmutationisms]

me after sleeping ljke shit for the 10,497th day in a row: this is good actually because now i'll be really tired when i go to bed tonight

[selavy]

[moldavite-moved]

"you should be at the club" i should be in bed with my pillows and blanky..

[mahgck]

im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle

[kosmogrl]

[ot3]

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

[ot3]

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

[greelin]

“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

[tiredbiostudent]

me: :(

spring birdies: peep peep

me: :)

[schistcity]

i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren’t allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

dude the abyss is totally gazing back at you. she obviously wants you. go over there and talk to her! get her number

[thevastnessof]

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

[memewhore]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

[worldend]

dont ship irl people unless its karl marx and engels

[prokopetz]

Kinda fucked up how Skeletor is our cultural touchstone for what talking skeletons ought to sound like and he's not even a real skeleton.