In Brazil people were like this waiting to see across the spiderverse
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In Brazil people were like this waiting to see across the spiderverse
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Meanwhile in my country... 😂🇧🇷💚
Oh my god it's spiderman!
Anyways that new Spider Movie was pretty neat, so had to draw stuff from it.
reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
academic conferences
Work meetings
Interviews
Auditory processing disorder
conversations with my cats who are yelling
telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree
i want to write a love letter to the moment in the movie where batman fails to fly, hits the bridge, then the car and falls on the street, then he just quickly gets up and runs away into the darkness this is so hilarious and straight out of comics i love it so much
Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.
i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress
the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted
i hate no pulp orange juice like sorry my bad if I wanted to drink gatorade i would just do that
do you think that bread is the pulp of water...?
would you drink water with seeds and grasses in it
what is wrong with you people. do any of you know what water is
are you guys fucking okay? whats going on here
goodnight :)
the problem with kids these days is that they dont watch linkin park anime amvs
I had the most ridiculously awkward interaction with the UPS delivery guy the other day. Allow me to paint a picture.
He rings the doorbell and I’m still in bed so I grab my phone and pull up the app for my security cameras, intending to speak to him through the mic. I open my mouth and attempt to say "Just a minute". I have failed to account for the fact that I currently have laryngitis. Out of my mouth comes some sort of inhuman hiss/honk hybrid and the delivery guy snaps his neck around to stare at the camera like one might stare at a snake that just dropped from the ceiling two inches from your face.
After a pause that felt like eons he says, “I can’t hear you, sorry.” I scramble out of my bed, yanking on a pair of pajama pants and tossing a robe over my shoulders in the hope that it might make me look a little less like a feral animal who has just been dragged out of hibernation.
It doesn't work.
I show up to the door with my hair doing its best impression of Albert Einstein and a red robe halfway over my shoulders, constantly on the verge of falling off due to the fact that I had failed to put either of my arms into the sleeves. As I push the door open I scoop up my cat, Steven, in a haphazard football carry so that he won’t bolt outside and with my free hand I hurriedly type a message on my phone.
“Sorry, I lost my voice.”
I hold it up so he can read it.
The delivery man squints at the phone.
"Oh, ok," He responds.
He offers me a pad to sign.
“I’m just going to need your signature.”
Steven squirms.
My brain short-circuits.
For some reason known only to God I casually toss my phone over my shoulder. It lands on the hardwood floor with a thunk that will probably still be echoing when the world ends.
He looks at me.
I do not look at him, but I feel his eyes on my head.
I stare at the pad.
He snorts the briefest laugh.
I sign the pad.
“Have a nice day,” He says.
I open my mouth to reply.
I wheeze.
I believe that if Harley Quinn was on roller skates and Batman had to apprehend her, he would simply level the playing field and chase her on skates too. I trust him to be a man of equality in this regard
Not only would he chase her on skates, he would press a button on his utility belt and his boots would transform into a pair of roller skates. This would be played completley straight, and never mentioned again.
Robin would just have Heelys
I’m delighted to tell you that you’re 100% right and it’s canon to this movie
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In my grandparents’ time, it was believed that spirits existed everywhere… in trees, rivers, insects, wells, anything… I like the idea that we should all treasure everything because spirits might exist there, and we should treasure everything because there is a kind of life to everything. — Hayao Miyazaki.
scenery in SPIRITED AWAY / 千と千尋の神隠し 2001 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki / 宮崎 駿
sorry guys this blog is officially run by my rabbit, he claimed it as his own along with my computer. goodbye.
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He’s speaking…
that how it be
I am a WHORE for “the love is requited, they’re both just idiots”
“They are STUPIDLY competent at EVERYTHING except each other.”
I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism
kestrel: i hate rained on!!
human: here is birds in water
kestrel: ……no…..