Janaina Medeiros
Misplaced Lens Cap
AnasAbdin
i don't do bad sauce passes
ojovivo
#extradirty
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Kiana Khansmith
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almost home
Product Placement
taylor price
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dirt enthusiast
roma★
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@tipstaffvevo
geralt of rivia eats rocks to aid his digestion
upon reflection. Geralt has extra mutations that none of the other witchers have, right?
so he could just do whatever weird shit he wanted and be like ‘it’s bcos of one of my mutations’ and WHO is going to be able to dispute him
Geralt throws up pellets of fur and bones after he eats, like an owl.
Jaskier, watching: so all witchers do this… right??
Geralt: no
Jaskier:
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events
i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.
the greatest plan in history
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
I was baking a strawberry shortcake for my mom when I realized that I forgot the baking powder. I began to panic so I pulled the cakes out of the oven; they were already completely baked but they rose just fine without the baking powder? I was staring at them in confusion, trying to remember if I accidentally put yeast in the batter, when I felt a shadow loom over me. I looked over my shoulder only to find Luigi. Luigi tenderly took my hands and told me, “You need not worry, for I will accompany you in any and all of your baking endeavors.” I have never felt more loved in my life. I cried.
I thought this was the mother of all shitposts and then I saw the url
Drink that makes you point at gay people
i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole
*lying in bed with my wife*
her: honey you seem to have something on your mind
me: no sweetheart i’m fine
her: are you sure?
me: yes i’m sure. good to sleep
my mind:
gapple fcrumble………
A frying jan for your jeggs and your jacon
This is the meme I have been waiting for… the jeme.
Breaking Bad was nominated for 58 Primetime Emmy Awards (16 wins) including 4 wins by Bryan Cranston for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series(2008-10, 2014), 3 wins by Aaron Paul for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series (2010, 2012, 2014), and 1 win (3 nominations) for Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series (2014).
types of stard
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this is oddly close to real ‘ard’ is a real suffix in the english language just like ‘ly’ or ‘ify’, it just isnt common enough for us to notice its usage. ‘ard’ means ‘too much’ or ‘too easily’ so ‘mustard’ is something that is ‘too pungent’, just as ‘wizard’ is someone who is too wise, ‘coward’ is someone too easily cowed, and ‘drunkard’ is someone too often drunk
this implies that ‘bastard’ is someone who is too ‘bast’ and this needs experimentation and research
Are you fucking serious omg
how the FUCK did they make that penguin from wallace and gromit look so evil like it’s literally just a plasticine penguin but it somehow radiates Pure Malice look at it
truly character design at its finest
Part of the reason that Wallace and Gromit is so successful is that every single character is just so expressive. The people’s lips move like half a foot every frame. Gromit has basically only his eyebrows, and he has more personality than two average real people. The Moon Machine was up there with the rest of them, and it didn’t even have a face.
The penguin, on the other hand, never expressed anything at all. It’s designed almost explicitly with purpose of not expressing anything. It’s practically featureless, with only the bare minimum of detail necessary to tell you it’s a penguin. It has a face, but it never uses it. It has no sclera, meaning it stares straight ahead at all times. It actively repels most attempts to ascribe any emotion to it – at best, you can feel that it is coldly satisfied, perhaps detachedly frustrated. I’d say it’s like a robot wearing the skin of an animal, but that’s literally the villain of A Close Shave, and he was pretty expressive.
It’s like Aardman found a tiny crack in the likability curve, far away from the uncanny valley but a hell of a lot deeper, and decided to build a penguin there.
me @ the avengers who spent the last two years fighting in an airport parking lot instead of looking for ways to defeat thanos
“your pin is incorrect”
“you changed your passcode 6 months ago”
“this device is unrecognized and cannot be verified at this time”
“username and or password does not match”
