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@tired-twinkerbell

[tired-twinkerbell]

“hey whores” he says, whorishly

[just-shower-thoughts]

We are exactly in the middle of 6/9/1969 and 6/9/2069

[noahsdiscourse]

THIS ONLY WORKS TODAY

[the14thplanet]

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

[theproblematicblogger]

ngl it worked

[lollytea]

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

[thesixthstar]

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

[crash-bang-boom]

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Ask and you shall receive. xx Original post here Backing track here

[amethyst-skeleton]

Reblogging again, here are the transcribed lyrics!

Chorus

Jolene (×4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

Please don’t take him just because you can

Verse One

Your beauty is beyond compare

With flaming locks of auburn hair

With ivory skin

And eyes of emerald green

For years our town’s been terrorised

By the beast who takes disguise

In the shell

That calls itself Jolene

Our sleep disturbed by quaking breath

Eyes closed against the threat of death

That lies behind

The teeth of that Jolene

The closer that you get to her

The more those edges seem to blur

To something that

Cannot be called Jolene

Chorus

Verse Two

Your teeth are sharp, your mouth agape

Your claws rend flesh, there’s no escape

From judgement of

The Eldritch One, Jolene

But I’ve seen beyond that auburn hair

My eyes have met your vacant stare

But I’ve been told

I’m hard to scare, Jolene

Chorus but it’s:

Jolene (x4)

I’m begging of you please don’t take my man

Jolene (x4)

I’ll end this story just how it began

I’ll take your teeth if you try to take my man

End.

(edited from op’s corrections)

[notyrfinalgirl]

me: jokes about wanting the plague

the bubonic plague: comes back

me:

[akhunty-deactivated20240130]

IF YOURE EGYPTIAN AND LGBTQ+ GET OFF ANY QUEER DATING SITES, THE POLICE ARE TRACKING AND HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN AGAIN. DELETE YOUR ACCOUNTS.

[salty-red-mage]

This is very real.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/amp/human-rights-groups-urge-egypt-halt-crackdown-gays-n806641

[sparkhelpful-deactivated2024022]

I DON’T CARE IF YOU HAVE ONLY ONE FOLLOWER PLEASE EVERYONE REBLOG THIS!!!

[kiniklm]

I SWEAR TO GOD IMA PHYSICALLY DO IT MYSELF ON UR DIVICE IF U DONT DO IT RIGHT NOW !!!!!!

[hearthome-deactivated20210601]

uh oh sisters!!!! *guillotine noise*

[robot-hands-mccoolguy]

james charles being executed for his crimes

[bbcsherlock]

[virgil-anxiety-yikes]

Hey, please stay safe

[supernaturaltakeover]

SIGNAL BOOST

[crowsciphers]

Small account but my followers might have big accounts, idk so spread the word

[cxffeeandtxaforme]

I don’t care about your damn feed. re-fucking-blog this to save a life.

[bakugou-tm]

As a model myself, I really want to warn people big time about this.

Large name brands will never recruit via Instagram or social media, they will contact your agency to book you!

If you get any DM’s from big brands like this especially if they don’t have a checkmark by their name (but don’t count on that either) they are scammers trying to take your money or even worse lead you into sex trafficking.

Stay safe and follow your gut! Never trust any unofficial recruiters!

[programmerhumour]

why is it blank

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

thread of good reaction images to put on gross people’s posts. i’ll start

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

[zrvmoved-deactivated20190216]

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[mocokkhi]

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[warmbajablast]

[cccshutdown]

[aztechnology]

[wearejustthewinduptoys]

[doritoarts]

Here’s a collection

[omuii]

[tired-twinkerbell]

when people from 4512 AD look back they’re gonna be so confused by uwu

[animalmusicthemes]

ominous cat but with final form by griffin mcelroy

[animalmusicthemes]

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