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My relationship with the RWBY soundtrack:
Listen to it hundreds of times, literally drain all the words of any meaning or impact anymore like a desperate vampire. Put it on the shelf a couple of months. Start slipping into depression. Start listening to the soundtrack again and once again start drinking and absorbing its soul like my lifeblood. This is cyclical, has happened multiple times and is not based on new releases just at a whim or mood.
So that most recent RWBY soundtrack...
I’ve had some time to sit on it and I’m a huge soundtrack fan, but it’s literally one verse that keeps bringing me back.
“Picture if you can a younger you
Think of how that little soul would feel if they could see you
There's no doubt their jaw would drop and say, "Oh, wow"
You're more than you had ever dreamed you'd be
But sometimes we get caught in the trap where we can't see
Our own strength and beauty.”
For personal context, I’ve been a para-educator for half a year and I have a mile long list kids excited to see me (never saw myself a teacher). I really don’t have to picture a younger me because I’m with so many little souls that it drowns out whatever I could view myself. And they’re all jaw dropped “ohh wow you’re in my class today” to seeing me. Nothing ever slapped me into reality harder than that verse. It made me realize I’m living it, I’m where I’m supposed to be. frick that’s why I’m here, slap me back into reality RWBY music, just help me be tough and hit stuff.
I think I saved a kids life today, long story. so I was with special Ed pre-K and we had fall day fun day today, whole 10 yards petting zoo, arts and crafts, games all that. But the teacher and other para left for emergency reasons and I was given two last minute subs (note I’m a sub too just was in yesterday) and they were like well you know the kids names and have the lesson plan so you are in charge. So we went out for fall day fun day and were at the petting zoo and one kid was freaking out cuz she didn’t like the animals. So I held her (I’m the only one she liked, knew or trusted) and stood a ways off but kept an eye on things and told the other 2 subs to watch them while I deal with the upset one. So they had a pony out walking around for the petting zoo and the kids walked up to it but half of them walked directly behind the pony reaching out to touch (and knowing some of them probably pull on the tail) and my dad mode activated (note not a dad). I basically teleported 15 yards grabbing a hand like a foot from touching the tail (pulling the tail more like). Now with a squirming crying kid in my arm I said “no friends we do not walk behind a horse, we only pet from the front or side” and ushered them to the side. The two handlers of the pony said “thanks you were really FAST on that” and proceeded to explain to the class why you don’t walk up behind a horse. Meanwhile I was like of course I was fast, I heard the news headline in my head “child dies at school from petting zoo event more at 9.”
I just have to gush, I’m a paraprofessional (think a teacher/ teacher helper for special ed kids). And today I was playing with the quiet shy girl (a kindergarten immigrant and no one really knows how much language she does know of either her home country or here since she is so quiet and shy). We were playing jump off the playground rock thing and I’ll catch you and set you down on the ground ( a game I’ve become known for). But today before they jumped I would ask them my name (prompt them to say it in special education language) and shy quiet girl was like mister my name. As she climbed up the next time she was singing a song I didn’t catch most of the words (maybe because they were in her home language) but I definitely caught 2 words mr my name. It went something like doo doo mr my name, doo doo mr my name on repeat. And i was like heart melt immediately it was like cute overload, can’t deal. I sang that song to myself the rest of the day like even after seven hours I still can’t deal and am still singing it. And she really opened up to me and the rest of her classmates through out the rest of the day, talking, laughing, playing, she talked more today than the rest of the week combined and it really meant a lot to me and what my job really means to these kids.
Anti wolf heck collar
“The purpose of the collar is to protect the dog wearing it when it has to fight the wolves. The collar base protects the dog’s throat and carotid arteries, while the spikes are intended to deter bites to the neck or even injure wolves trying to do so.”
“And what do you get from serving humans that you do not get from running free?” sneered the wolf.
“Free food, unconditional love and tactical upgrades,” replied the herding dog.
I see your anti-wolf dogs and raise you Spanish War Dogs.
I see your Spanish war dogs and raise you the Tibetan Mastiff, which was actually bred to fight tigers and has fur so thick that it doesn’t need armor
They’re also what I like to describe as ‘fuck you’ big
you want a fuck you dog ok i see your tibetan mastiffs, and raise you the caucasian shepherd dog
they were bred to hunt bears, and they are fuck you dogs.
All I see are Good Pupps.
All I see are Fereldans trying to one up each other on their knowledge of dog breeds
A dog named Beanie wearing an anti-coyote vest
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/beanie-the-dog-coyote-vest/577540/
^ If you live in an area with coyotes I actually recomend those
Reblog to make your puppets heckin punk AF
And then there’s this guy
The above cat is @cat-cosplay
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We’ve done functional armor too.
@carnalreincarnated @climbermedic well this went in a bunch of directions.
Splendid.
“Cry ‘Havoc!’, and let slip the cats of war!”
One of the most bizarrely cool people I’ve ever met was an oral surgeon who treated me after a ridiculous accident (that’s another story), Dr. Z.
Dr. Z. was, easily, the best and most competent doctor or dentist I’ve ever encountered – and after that accident, I encountered quite a number. He came stunningly highly recommended, had an excellent record, and the most calming bedside manner I’ve ever seen.
That last wasn’t the sweet gentle caretaking sort of manner, which some nurses have but you wouldn’t expect to see in a surgeon. No; when Dr. Z. told me that one of my broken molars was too badly damaged to save, and I (being seventeen and still moderately in shock) broke down crying, he stared at me incredulously and said, in a tone of utter bemusement, “But – I am very good.”
I stopped crying on the spot. In the last twenty-four hours or so of one doctor after another, no one had said anything that reassuring to me. He clearly just knew his own competence so well that the idea of someone being scared anyway was literally incomprehensible to him. What more could I possibly ask for?
(He was right. The procedure was very extended, because the tooth that needed to be removed was in bits, but there was zero pain at any point. And, as he promised, my teeth were so close together that they shifted to fill the gap to where there genuinely is none anymore, it’s just a little easier to floss on that side.)
But Dr. Z.’s insane competence wasn’t just limited to oral surgery.
When I met Dr. Z., he, like most doctors I’ve had, asked me if I was in college, and where, and what I was studying. When I say “math,” most doctors respond with “oh, wow, good for you” or possibly “what do you want to do with that after college?”
Dr. Z. wanted to know what kind of math.
I gave him the thirty-second layman’s summary that I give people who are foolish enough to ask that. He responded with “oh, you mean–” and the correct technical terms. I confirmed that was indeed what I meant (and keep in mind, this was upper-division college math, you don’t take this unless you’re a math major). He asked cogent follow-up questions, and there ensued ten or so minutes of what I’d call “small talk” except for how it was an intensely technical mathematical discussion.
He didn’t, as far as I can tell, have any kind of formal math background. He just … knew stuff.
I was a competitive fencer at this point in time, so when he asked if I had any questions about the surgery that would be necessary, I asked him if I’d be okay to fence while I had my jaw wired shut, or if it would interfere with breathing.
“Fencing?” he said.
“Yes,” I said, “like swordfighting,” because this is another conversation I got to have a lot. (People assume they’ve misheard you, or occasionally they think you mean building fences.)
“Which weapon?”
“Uh. Foil.”
“No, it won’t be safe,” and he went off into an explanation of why.
Turns out, he was also a serious fencer – and, when I mentioned my fencing coach, an old friend of his. (I asked my fencing coach later, and, oh yes, Dr. Z., a good friend of mine, excellent fencer.) (My coach was French. Dr. Z. was Israeli. I never saw Dr. Z. around the club or anything. I have no idea how they knew each other.)
So this was weird enough that later, when I was home, I looked Dr. Z. up on Yelp. His reviews were stellar, of course, but that wasn’t the weird thing.
The weird thing was that the reviews were full of people – professionals in lots of different fields – saying the same thing: I went to Dr. Z. for oral surgery, and he asked me about what I did, and it turned out he knew all about my field and had a competent and educated discussion with me about the obscure technical details of such-and-such.
All sorts of different fields, saying this. Lawyers. Businessmen. Musicians.
As far as I can tell, it’s not that I just happened to be pursuing the two fields he had a serious amateur interest in – he just seemed to be extremely good at literally everything.
I have no explanation for this. Possibly he sold his soul to the devil.
He did a damn good job on my surgery.
#op your oral surgeon is an immortal
Some god is slumming it on Earth with maxed-out stats helping people and his dive bar of choice is oral surgery.
I’m looking for people interested in a RWBY dnd campaign. I’m looking for several players /newbies and am more than happy to teach the rules of the game (tabletop is honestly easier than it sounds) and help anyone create a character. We will play wed-sunday starting 6-7 pm eastern (US) time. Any and all are welcome but a RWBY oc is preferred to start
Ok so literally anyone that follows/sees this blog send me any ask (I’ll answer ANYTHING HONESTLY) I’d take blood type even. (Tumblr is anon at it’s core so literally anything, no Sagan’s even supernatural)
so when Zuko joins the Gaang and this happens:
he’s probably freaked out (rightfully so) but in the back of his mind he’s probably also thinking “worst comes to worst, I could probably fight her” until:
this happens and he’s like:
and immediately starts reevaluating every bender he’s ever met, thinking of every time Katara totally could’ve killed him, and is forever grateful that she has morals lol
bonus post war convo between Zuko and Azula:
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.
one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life
Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.
I love Meatloaf. :)
Bless Meatloaf
Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40
If you ever, and I mean EVER think that you fucked something up royally, remember that the organizers of the 1904 Olympic marathon:
- Had zero stations for water on the 26 mile (42 km) course
- Accidentally gave North American competitor Tom Hicks a cocktail made of egg whites, brandy, and actual fucking rat poison
- Had a guy come into the race late wearing a beret and cutoff slacks, sneak into an apple orchard during the race because no food had been given to him for 40 hours, eat rotten apples, projectile vomit onto the track, fall asleep for hours, and finish in fourth place OVERALL because most of the other runners collapsed of exhaustion or injuries
- Conducted the race on a dusty road, which caused so much dust to be kicked into the air that an American runner somehow inhaled enough to tear his STOMACH LINING open
- Accidentally released feral dogs onto the track
- Fucked the other competitors up SO BADLY that Tom Hicks—the guy who ate RAT POISON and was HALLUCINATING the entire run—came in first place
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I discovered how to make gifs and remade this semi popular post I made in 2016
Now that college students no longer have access to their libraries in the same way we used to and have to do most of our learning at home it would be just terrible if we all knew about https://1lib.eu/ a website which has books on basically every topic ever available for free including college textbooks. Imagine if people were researching their thesis without paying for it.
DO NOT USE THIS SITE AND DEFINITELY DO NOT NOT TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS SITE, THEY MIGHT START DOING THESIS RESEARCH FOR FREE OR JUST START READING BOOKS THEY FOUND ON THERE FOR FUN BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE INTERESTING. This would be terrible :( :(
Reblog to spread the word so that everyone knows to avoid this site!
Hey everyone they have NOT moved to:
https://2lib.org/
Do NOT enter this url to find free books :)
Some more websites to definitely not look up:
pdfdrive.com for 79,081,664 eBooks for free
core.ac.uk for the world’s largest collection of open access research papers
citationsy.com which is a free referencing tool for making citations
archive.org a non-profit library of millions of free books, movies, software, music, websites, and more
elephind.com for free newspaper articles from around the world
don’t tell your friends :)
If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you
l tried really hard not to reblog this
Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.
Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?
Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die.
HOLD UP FOR A SECOND
ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN
THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON
WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL
HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY
AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY
HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED
HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET
A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER
BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH
IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’
BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK
ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR
AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY
AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT
IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR
IF HE MISSES THAT TIE
THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION
IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED
HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE
AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN
YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN
THAT LAST GIF
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP
HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT
BUT HE SURVIVED
BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE
BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD
FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS
HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT
THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL
BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN
HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT
BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.
THEY WERE ACROBATS.
THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.
THEY DROPPED HIM.
LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.
THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI.
HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.
if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.
he was blessed by houdini oh my god
This whole thing is so rad.
i have a clock where a little buster keaton is hangin!! thanks dad
i have a clock where a little buster keaton is hangin thanks dad
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Useless and/or stupid superpowers part three
Magnetic flight: you can fly but only on magnetic field lines, basically only north or south (on Earth)
Useless and/or stupid superpowers part two
Fish: you can breath underwater but only so long as you can drink the water you ‘breathe’ in.
