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@tiredleafsheep
I want to install a sign on the moon, but I don't really know what the sign should say.
I thought it should be simple and have something like, "Welcome to the moon," but maybe y'all have some other ideas.
Whatever you write, add 'Eat the moon cheese' underneath it in smaller text. Because.the moon is made of cheese
Noted.
neon sign neon sign neon sign
*chanting gets progressively louder*
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
World Heritage Post
Don't do this
imma do this when I get home
do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?
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✨️🐌 get snailed! ✨️🐌
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@=:0 ive been spotted
just finished 9 shifts with my mom, safe to say we killed it. and by it I mean... heh...
6 patients via medical malpractice. most of which were my fault
We did super awesome! I so appreciate you letting me be the scheduler, as you know I am amazing at that IRL.
PS. Thank you so much for letting me try to help you at some point during our shifts. Especially when you need *coffee* (in the silly voice I was using).
PPS. We only recycled we didn’t “kill”. Right! Right? That’s what helps me sleep at night. Please tell me we’re right! 😢🥺
yayayay i'm happy you liked it!
yes it was only recycling. that's the story we will tell the police. and the truth.
Nobody does a proper Greek chorus anymore. Everybody just has the chorus actors speak one at a time.
I know that choral chanting is difficult to do but come on why can’t we have a hive mind once in a while
Make your chorus actors all dressed like bees or something. Maybe that’ll get them in the mood for some hive mind activities.
Very serious tragedy where the chorus is a hive of bees that witnessed the whole thing
y'all jealous of my ibuprofen ring
I’m glad I could help make your heart happy with this unique find!
I still vote that you put lip balm in it, or lighter fluid. 😉
ohh smort smort
my boyfriend made this meme and said i can put it here so i did
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.
But now the company holiday party is upon us.
And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.
I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.
I like that people have two reactions to this post.
Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”
Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU
And so it begins
Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.
Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”
I now see my mistake
Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.
My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating
Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂
By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now
This is the feedback I’ve been looking for
Tumblr meets Hallmark
Even if I didn’t have a solid plan, in the back of my head, I always assumed I’d kill myself.
Now I’m an adult and people my age have their lives in order and I’m stuck here, confused, because I never planned to be alive and I’m so far behind.
I feel like I’ll never catch up.
Hey all.
I want to make an addition to this. I made this post a long time ago.
I’m currently back in university, and I’ve made so much progress with my trauma. I’m in a loving relationship.
Things can and will get better. It’s not too late.
Nothing is perfect by any means. But I’m happy I’m still here and didn’t kill myself. I hope you get to that point, too 💕
The addition is important! I see the original post circulating a lot, but the addition is important!
New addition two years later. I’m still going strong!
I’m getting married. I’m still in that loving relationship.
I’ve learned that there’s no real timeline. It’s okay. And while it sucks that I lost time, there’s still so much for me to experience and enjoy.
Newest addition. 7 years after the original post!
I got married last month! My dog is laying on me snoring. I’ve learned to have healthy friendships and relationships. I’ve learned that I’m not alone and that even when things are hard, I’m going to be okay.
This showed up in my notes again. And here we are. 2026.
I’ve been married a little over two years. I just got home from friendships that feel like home and family. My husband and I have our own place. I have a full ass book ready to be published.
I don’t know. I’m still in a good place and I can’t believe how far I’ve come from my original post.
Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.
Can't leave this in the tags..
Incredibly stupid facet of human biology that stress can weaken the immune system and exacerbate illness, like "oh things are going badly, let's make more things worse too"
