Isaak

18+ (preferably) Multifandom, kinda inactive but still alive. Discord: tishoostars

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

it didn’t look enough like a Real Hospital so I fixed it :)

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I’m at a loss for words

[wonderbitchin]

people say tumblr only has one joke but this post clearly shows that we have two

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[only-cat-memes]

[transfemininomenon]

obsessed with this comment on the black knight halberd page

[redphrite]

@girlballs

[bananonbinary]

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up

saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum

[twilight-blaze]

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

when I was around twelve I used to sit at the family computer and send hatemail to a white french dude named Jacques who was a self proclaimed communist on Tumblr. This was back in the day when you didn't need a blog to send anon hate. I had no real beef with him but I just didn't like his tone. used to send him "SHUT UP Jacques" periodically. and he'd answer every single one of my asks like "who is this?? show your face or I'll fucking kill you" and I'd be like "now now, that doesn't make sense, jacques" all haughty and he'd get so fucking mad at me. One time he posted a selfie and I sent him an ask claiming I was a psychologist and that his hair parting suggested that he wasn't a communist at all. and he took it deliriously serious and went off on a 2,000 word rant. I can remember going to stay at my grandparents over that weekend, so I didn't even respond to the rant until I came back. I could've chosen to end it there, but when I returned, I sent him another ask which was like "psychologist here again: if you were a communist your hair parting would be in the middle. evenly distributed. All behavioural signs point to someone who doesn't take their own values seriously." and he went ballistic. really swearing at me. all caps type beat. he never turned the asks off, btw. which always made me wonder if he didn't know how to, or if he didn't want to cause he was convinced he was fighting a war, and this action would ensure he lost it. anyway this went on for weeks until one day I completely forgot about him like he was some kind of childhood imaginary friend I'd conjured up in my loneliness. but yesterday I happened to recall the whole scenario, because my buddy was like "remember when you were twelve and I came over to your house, and you showed me on the computer how you'd been terrorizing this random French guy for days on end. And you were laughing like fucking crazy. and I said it wasn't funny because he probably had problems, and you were like 'oh.' and you looked a bit guilty for a second, but then you went and got a grapefruit from the kitchen and threw it out of the second story window at my kid brother, who was playing in the street, and then you started laughing again?" Well. when she put it like that, needless to say I felt bad. so Jacques if you're out there I'm sorry I was such a little shit. you had totally normal hair, and you only wanted people to share stuff. If it's any consolation I know every day of my life that I'm probably going to hell for the sick things I have done

[cherryboyriot2-deactivated20251]

One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like it’s almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

everything about this video makes me lose it this might be the most devoid of context piece of advertising online Why does he smile like he’s trying not to laugh What’s with the candy. Why does he unleash a candy blast and then disappear/die because of the candy attack what is with the sentimental music Thjs video makes me feel like a 5 year old who got lost in a walmart and i don’t know where my mom is. Why Would Twinky WonkaDo This to us

[btmi]

i had to redraw this ad from memory a while back because i had only seen it on nyc train station screens but heres a more technical qualm i have with it barring all other stupidity and absurdity

[headspace-hotel]

Why does it look like it has the animation budget of a cereal commercial

[headspace-hotel]

can't stop watching this. it makes me feel so gross inside, like pasta covered in sand is slithering in my brain

[468257]

Everyone's Reload battle sprites

[nyancrimew]

i feel like one of the weirdest realizations you (or at least i) eventually have a few years into transitioning and being mostly around other trans people, is that moment where u notice that like ur brains mapping of like specific voices to specific genders is just kinda gone. like it rly is just all social constructs programmed into u by society, and living outside societies idea of gender just kinda melts that shit away, and it's not just voices, like other traditionally gendered attributes also suddenly don't matter anymore*

*except for myself of course, i am obviously totally failing at being a girl but everyone is doing it perfectly, dysphoria is so awesome lmao

[nyancrimew]

the real deep message here btw isn't just about gender, but about the general ability of the human brain to shed off bad socialization and habits if we change the environment we're in for the better and i feel like that's massive

[dailykeiji]

today's keiji is: rhinoceros 🦏

[splendidland]

my idea for a new disney world ride. please signal boost this so that this ride can be at disney world.

[tackledkey]

Happy 10 years to Mickey’s Dick Smasher

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[carlyraejepsans]

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[ovidiomedes]

people who want makoto to be petty and angry over almost getting executed are particularly annoying bc that really just feels like an odd wish fulfillment fantasy + people genuinely not understanding that blaming himself for the killing game is a core part of makoto's character

[medusolo]

clammy ganon will become a fixture to my vocabulary now. excellent

[aweberry-rura]

Roughly about a year ago, I did these super self-indulgent Sumire sprite edits of how I wanted her to look post 10th rank. Today I found them again and decided to post.