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[titanium-curly-fry]

Hello!

I'm Titanium.

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BISEXUALITY

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[lazarus-lazuli]

i have no comment this is just the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen all day

[shenzi-hemlock]

Touching grass is not enough, some of y’all need to touch the hem of His garment.

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[evilwizard]

GET BACK TO WORK

[itsjesscapade]

[titanium-curly-fry]

I had another whump prompt idea about a love triangle that resolves when one of the suitors betrays the main character until I realized that that was just a main plot point of the movie Frozen.

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[titanium-curly-fry]

New idea:

Have love triangle. Have betrayal within love triangle. Have evil suitor run off. Have good suitor hunt evil suitor; dark romance between the two suitors. Fridge the "good" suitor. Have MC and evil suitor accidentally meet during an accidentally shared revenge arc. Evil suitor says "this isn't you" and kills the one that killed good suitor. MC questions if this is really evil suitor either. No dark romance, they become besties.

Good suitor is alive but kidnapped, and their death was faked. They've been told that they've been abandoned and are slowly falling into a hollow version of themselves. They were good, they were evil, and now they're just in pain and that's all there is. Mmmm we can either brainwash this friend orrrrrr the third party starts parading the good suitor (what even does that mean anymore?) around, preparing for a big execution to have vengeance on the evil suitor.

Utterly broken, good suitor has their head on the chopping block when the MC and evil suitor bust in and stage a big rescue. Things happen, the trio betrays pretty much everyone, and go on the run. Methinks they're hidden by a kind young farmer, perhaps? Kind and forgiving and who brings the MC out into the bright sun.

The two suitors are going insane trying to get their friend to be with the farmer. It's a whole scheme.

[titanium-curly-fry]

I had another whump prompt idea about a love triangle that resolves when one of the suitors betrays the main character until I realized that that was just a main plot point of the movie Frozen.

This post deserves no tags.

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[titanium-curly-fry]

Think about a character with chronic neck pain that then dies via decapitation.

[byjove]

Imagine if you went to someone’s house and they introduced you to their orange cat named Nacho and and you’re like “Oh, haha! I get it, Nacho, because he’s orange like gas station nacho cheese!” and they’re like “No. It’s short for Ignacio. His name is Ignacio López de Loyola.”

[titanium-curly-fry]

Similar to Francis, aka his holiness Pope/Saint Francis of Ahissi

[titanium-curly-fry]

Rise and shine but I sleep in a loft bed and wear earth tones. Descend and be moss.

[salmoncidd-art]

One is all, all is one

[queerprayers]

jesus is a mother hen today, yearning, crying out to gather us under wings. let her! whatever mothers have done to or left you. whatever children you grieve or struggle to hold. whatever messages of god you have stoned. let her shadow come between you and that burning sun.

[anonbeadraws]

i think, sometimes the best way to get some toxic thought circles to leave you alone is to get them out and this felt good

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[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[orbitalpython]

Even better if he got Duke in

John Steward: I can't hold this for much longer!

Superman: jeez this is looking bad hey Robin could you call up Signal?

Duke in Robin costume: I'll get him.

Wonder Woman: It seems we could use the Bat girls help can anyone reach her?

Cassandra Cain in signals outfit: .... I got it.

Captain Marvel dodging a villains attack : Hey Batgirl, got any of spoilers glitter? I want to do a little pranking.

Steph in Black bats costume: Ill give her a call...

-in secret facility-

Plastic Man: Hey spoiler you any good at hacking?

Barbara Gordon (literally wheelchair bound) in spoilers costume:I'll see if I can contact Oracle.

Ace the Batdog in Oracle chair giving orders:

Aqualad contacting Batman (Dick Grayson): Mr Batman sir we seem to need a dog for this any ideas?

Dick Grayson: I might have one.

[titanium-curly-fry]

my homophobic housemate used to say "women" frustratedly when she was upset with someone but joke's on her because now her little "wëmen" lives on in my head and is used exclusively for thinking about kissing them