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[titusandrogynousxvx]

[titusandrogynousxvx]

ability to control facial expressions reaching Major Kira levels

[titusandrogynousxvx]

The best part of rewatching Community was when Abed said, "We’re at the mercy of each other and ourselves. That’s why there has to be forgiveness on both sides," but this is a close second.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

when audre lorde said “you need to reach down and touch the thing that’s boiling inside of you and make it somehow useful.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the line between doing some things as self care vs doing them as depressive apathy is soooo fine, like oh do i wanna sleep all day because i’m tired and i need it or because i’m depressed and trying to escape? same with not going out, canceling plans, isolating yourself, like, ANYTHING comfortable in even a little excess is liable to be one or the other... the line is thin and im a tightrope walker who just joined the circus to get away from the family farm and ive never walked a tightrope before and i am lying in the hay on the ground.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[veryfunnymemes]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small.  you know the ones i mean. 

[hydro-homies]

[dnald]

[dnald]

[stimmytyler-deactivated20200301]

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

[pigmenting]

hitch your heart to one small thing

[werecat]

reminds me of this!

[titusandrogynousxvx]

Glad tumblr exists so I can say without a shred of tact that if I see one more person on fb post that video of Ellen talking about GWB and just caption it “This.” I’m gonna lose it!!!!!!!

[hoppip]

So so much happens all the time - but you can always come back!

[badjokesbyjeff]

A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.

After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.

The father asks his kid “what’s the matter son?”

The kid replies “where are all the clowns that you say you work with?”

[dhshsjsjjsjshsvwvw-deactivated2]

okay, jeff, you KNOW at this point you gotta change your url

[insomniac-arrest]

people always talk about how the masses used to watch gladiator fights or public executions for fun, but we rarely discuss how people also went to human medical surgery’s for sport and entertainment, just showed up in a big tent and watched official operations, sometimes a flutist played music in the corner for it

like, “I’m not not dying of some random disease or having to work a 50 hour work day today, better go watch some dude get his leg sawed off in a science tent.”

what I’m saying is that it’s good we invented tv 

[insomniac-arrest]

me, about to have my appendix removed in Victorian England:

random citizens there:

the bard:

[21gramsofgrace]

😭