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it/its | 19 | digital artist | moth enthusiast

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[the-gr3y]

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

[wereralph]

IM DYING

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

I’m him

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Visit Original Link

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AMAZING ANIMALS BIOLOGY FUN FACTS

”Jesus Christ, what is that?”

”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

”Will it hurt me?”

”Will it hurt my children?”

It's only natural to ask questions like this when encountering such a disgusting creature, but rest assured- it's quite harmless!

Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.

[get-you-wet]

Daddy im so horny . PLease help me

bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane

[ghost-in-size-small-clothes-dea]

This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site

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PHRASE ADDED!

“bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane”

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[ihavenohotcocoa]

babe are you okay you reblogged got that fog in me 11 times

[catgirlanarchist]

wait, i did? i don't remember doing that...

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[willabee]

her favorite spoon

[willabee]

her favorite spoon

[starbreak]

nods with wisdom and intellect

[flagellant]

call me amtrak the way im running a train as the public trans it

[juuret]

Montenegro making up for 2 years of missed drama by having all the drama all at once

[radicalapollo]

Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

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this was animated by a man with anterograde amnesia who kept forgetting the last 10 frames he drew

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Sorry to bring this back but I haven’t slept in weeks wondering how she could possibly be alive if eating one chicken nugget is this fucking difficult for her

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certified iconic post

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[chronicconfusion]

I am loving the notes section

[kirbytripledeluxe]

hey man.

[fagkit]

fox wrapped

you spent 17.74 days stuck in snowbanks

you yipped 73,487 yaps

you were floofed 9,193 times

you spent an average of 764 minutes curled per day

your loudest scream was 118 decibels

your highest pounce was 183 centimeters

you stole 239 cellphones

you chomped on a cat 13,815 times

you scurried 3,972,574 meters

you were in the top 0.01% of egg fans

[chekushka]

[dekutree]

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

both were made in a lab

mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo

both have incredible psychic powers

kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019

mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed

mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven

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HELP

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[tl4z]

meow