Tlaloc1

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[chainychainik]

after death, would you like to be happy blissful or sad vengeful? anyways

[strawberryhitscan]

mischievous puppy

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[prizmpaws]

i don't know why i let myself sleep on bee and puppycat for so long. a friend of mine finally convinced me to watch it with them recently and OUGH i love weird beautiful art that makes me want to make weird beautiful art this piece will be available as a print soon!!

[nerdygaymormon]

[dunkthebiscuit]

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

[nanadouken]

[puppygirllaika]

botanist who works developing new varieties of crops by crossbreeding successful cultivars and her fairy lab assistant who is an expert at hand pollinating the flowers for successful crossbreeding (but also gets... really into it)

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

[yodaprod]

1998

[maryn-jpeg55]

Go my Cooplings

[minmit]

Recently had my friend cut my hair so coral gets to have hers cut too

Cunty refs i used

[japanese-movie-god-at-yahoo]

[sixty-silver-wishes]

happy pride month to the fuck tree I guess

[pangur-and-grim]

she was trying really hard to see a sparrow

[hartskull8]

Chillin In The Backrooms

[yamada-ryo]

I distinctly remember screencapping this panel x years ago when I first read this and I still haven't worn one yet

[yamada-ryo]

I cannot stress how literally true this is

[yamada-ryo]

Really funny how this is her self insert character because she's literally doing this now

[0xb00b5]

For those looking for the manga, it's The Trap Corrupted By The Boys' School, and as for the proof of the author's impressive tits, here you go:

Also in one of the chapters her self-insert is HEAVILY implied to be on E

("I did some things" the things in question being estradiol valerate)

Be a girl and gain weight today!!!!! You can be happy!!!!!! Happy pride month!!!!

[mollyjames]

[centipaw]

no puppycat. i am not going to put a FUCKING flower planter in the middle of the vacant plains. dont you have more important things to be doing like being in outer space or something