the vulva monologues

because coming from the vagina it always ends up sounding kind of muffled

[virtualcremefem]

[vintage-bentley]

Source: @/horriblemeanbadwoman on Instagram

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[digitaldulc]

[gomjabbar]

our new job launched its mandatory ai transcription program designed to streamline our workflow and not only does it melt down the moment it has to transcribe non-white customers but it keeps hallucinating the existence of a mysterious boy named dorian who shows up in every third call summary

[gomjabbar]

caller got into a car accident on their way to work? their nonexistant son dorian was hurt. got kicked out of a bar and broke their ankle? their son dorian was the one who broke it. i now spend more time having to de-dorian the call summary than if i had just written it myself. really funny. we're required to use this now

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

The Picture of Dorian GrAI

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[prokopetz]

The closer to the modern era you get the more fascinating "lost at sea" becomes as a backstory element. Being lost at sea in 1612 is a downright normal kind of lost to be. Being lost at sea in 2012 is like, okay, back up – I need to hear this one.

[prokopetz]

Like, come on, man.

[zombierightsadvocate]

People constantly fail little girls at every. Fucking. Turn.

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[milquetoaast]

source

[taffywabbit]

something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

[sacred-portal]

[kosmogrl]

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[2well2water]

the older i get the crazier i feel about botox. like what do you mean society is telling me it would be better if i couldn't express my emotions. the next beauty trend will be injections that freeze your lip muscles and it will keep women from talking at all oh my god what a happy coincidence

[n1ntendos]

bought an incredible shirt yesterday

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

We should let anybody come into any space or movement they want. People should be allowed to call themselves anything they want, and if they don’t fit the definition, we should just change the definition. We should divorce all movements, spaces, art, culture, history, and language from their original context, because everyone needs to be allowed to be everything, and inclusivity is holiest amongst all things, even if that means the destruction of entire communities, political frameworks, neighborhoods, and artistic movements.

^ what you dumb motherfuckers are saying every time you complain about “gatekeeping”