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Ravenclaw: Itās so hot out.
Gryffindor: Well maybe you shouldnāt have worn all black.
Ravenclaw: This is a summer shade of black.
Yup reblogging again..
Always reblog
My dick gotta stay hard š«š«š«š«
Men are still out there thinking their dick has anything to do with it. Youāve got hands. Youāve got a mouth. Youāve got access to toys. Donāt let your dick be the only color you paint with. Paint with all the colors of the wind, fellas.
Dicks are twitchy, unreliable little bastards. You need to have a lot more arrows in your quiver than Mister Happy, boys.
women talk about how if they arenāt considered attractive, their entire value as a person is taken away, and white men are like oh we experience this too because hot girls with huge tits wonāt date me but they donāt fucking realize we arenāt just talking about our dating lives we are talking about our entire value as a person being taken away, not just people not wanting to date us.
he is beauty, he is grace, he will throw loki at your face.
me: *has an actual crush on a real person for once*
me: *gets heart broken*
me: *returns to reading fanfics & crushing on fictional characters*
when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years
JUMPING ON THIS OPPORTUNITY
LAST YEAR WE CAN REBLOG THIS GUYS
We have a twitter here too: https://twitter.com/IntrovertUnite. See some of you there?
itās not even december yet but iām already dreading the inevitableĀ āend of the 2010sā thinkpieces and listicles. every significant event of my short silly life has taken place within the past decade and i cannot deal with a public recap of that without going insane
It really looks like we're getting Winter Kills Bucky and I am here for it.
Whatās that plot? I love hearing from comic fans so please share š
@chelseaellie Itās Buckyās first Christmas post-Winter-Soldier and in this panel, heās walking through the city, reflecting on how much Christmas has changed from what it was in his day. I wonāt go too spoilery with the plot synopsis, but thereās some going-against-a-HYDRA-cell action and some really nice interactions with the Young Avengers, plus a lot of flashbacks to his time with Steve in WWII. Itās just a very character-focused comic, not action/plotty focused. It really shows Buckyās mindset, generosity, a bit of crankiness, and thereās also bonus Namor at the end. If you havenāt ever bought a Winter Soldier comic, I highly suggest you start with this one. Itās wonderful.
(Also, to be clear, I donāt think weāll be getting the actual plot from this in TFAWS, but Sebās look in these set photos could very well be an Easter egg for Winter Kills. There are a lot of little character moments from it that I hope show up in TFAWS, including Bucky dropping a roll of bills into a homeless disabled vetās tin cup. *heart melts*)
UHMMMMMM
Fuck me!
How do u apply to jobs so quickly/easily??? omg
okay i am going to share with you my process, something i have developed over three years of job searching to make the whole nonsense as painless and quick as it can be.
so. first things first: make a google doc. at the very top of the google doc, set up a list of links to job boards, like so, hereās a snippet of my list:
note though that these arenāt just links to idealist, linkedin, whatever - these are links to searches. sites like idealist, linkedin, and charity village let you select options like location, level of experience, and salary range in order to filter job postings. set those filters, run a search, and then copy and paste the URL of that search into your list of job boards. this way, when you click on that link, you will get a list of all the jobs that are relevant to you, updated constantly. itās quicker than running separate, individual searches every time. i check every board on my list once a day - having the list is a simple way to save time and streamline that whole process.
so, when i open up a job board, i quickly scan it for any positions iām eligible for.
just by looking at these listings, i can immediately rule out the first one (itās spam) and the third one (i donāt have any real background in health sciences). but the second job? right up my alley.Ā
i open up the listing in a new tab and scroll right to the qualifications section to see if iām qualified - no point reading an entire listing only to find out that iām missing some mandatory criterion, like, idk, speaking spanish, or having a law degree. hereās what that section looks like in the hortonās kids listing:
i have every one of these qualifications, so, great, i can add this to my list.
remember that google doc with the list of job boards at the top? add another section: jobs to apply for. create entries for each listing that look something like this:
the name of the organization is a link to the job ad. iāve also got the title of the job, the website of the organization, the day the ad was posted, the day i have to apply by, the day i DID apply (which i will fill in once i apply, and bump this to theĀ ājobs i have applied forā section), and then a list of required elements of the application and any relevant details.
the next thing you need to do, and by far the hardest component of applying for jobs, is to write a cover letter. make it a good one. and by this, i donāt mean,Ā āsit down and write out a page-long cover letter for every single job you apply toā - i mean, write a strong cover letter that describes who you are and what your qualifications are, and include a couple of places where you canĀ āpersonalizeā the letter to include details that are specific to the job posting. basically, just write a really good canned cover letter and include three or four sentences that specifically address the job and why you are what they specifically are looking for. if youāre applying for different types of jobs, you can have different types of canned cover letters - for instance, i have separate cover letter templates for communications jobs, administrative jobs, policy jobs, and lgbtq/feminist organization jobs. each one highlights different pieces of my resume that are relevant to those areas, and all i have to do is plug in a few details about the specific posting. but spend time on these canned cover letters. make them good. make them not sound canned.
anyway, once youāve written your cover letter, send the e-mail, attach the resume, and move the listing to theĀ ājobs i have applied forā section. do this as quickly as possible. like, ideally, the day the posting goes up. never wait for the deadline to submit an application. i like to colour code listings, just for personal convenience - yellow = the deadline hasnāt passed yet, red = rejection, green = youāve been asked to interview. oh and number your applications.
once youāve submitted your job application, keep track of any developments in your application like this:
honestly as someone who lives with an anxiety disorder, and for whom job applications are especially stressful, this approach works for me because itās so systematic. i donāt have to agonize over every single little detail. i can just scan my job boards, make an entry on my list, send a cover letter and resume, and move tf on. and as long as my cover letter is good and iām attentive about sending applications in as soon as i can, i donāt sacrifice quality.
i hope that helps??? let me know if you want any more tips. <3
this showed up at a perfect time.
This is very similar to my process for Job Searching While Depressed (documented here) but has some interesting twists and tips I hadnāt thought about. Good reading for job hunters!
Chris Evans as Steve Rogers in the MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
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itās sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like thereās no non-fucked up part of rasputinās existence
did he do something problematic i thought he was just russiaās greatest love machine
basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes heās a prophet or a saint because heās got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russiaās queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her sonās haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ācause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she nowĀ (allegedly) belongs to.Ā
then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queenĀ he has too much power over the royal family and itās helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesnāt die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesnāt die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isnāt looking, and he doesnāt die, but they think heās dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like heās gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesnāt die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesnāt go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get thisā¦. he diedā¦. of hypothermia.
additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.
Rasputin was an old god from times before humans
He is like a cleric gone wild
ādid rasputin do something problematicā i am going to die
This fucking post is always amazing
me: okay, so, are we fighting or are we flirting? because i'm getting mixed signals here
vampire: my fangs are literally inches from your throat right now
me: uh, yeah? and???
I feel called out
#my anxiety and me