Good Night and Have a Pleasant Tomorrow

Lauren. 23. NYC. Former David Letterman intern - Spring 2015. SNL obsessed. TV history nerd. Cheesesteak enthusiast. Singer. Actress. Gnome living under the weekend update desk.

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Click here to support My Dad's Home Fund organized by Lauren Zmirich

I love my dad. He's smart, funny, caring, and everything else a dad can be. In 2012 he moved to Florida and I haven't been able to see him very much ever since. Over the last year or so, he's had a lot of medical problems. MRSA, a minor heart attack, angioedema; you name it, its likely happened...

Trying anything and EVERYTHING to help my dad. The person who gave me the Beatles, my love of SNL, my bizarre knowledge of a little bit of everything, and my propensity to devour every book I can get my hands on. 

xx

Thank you, to anyone who can help at all.

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Passing this along again. Anything anyone can do would be so so greatly appreciated. It would ease my anxiety for sure. I can’t sleep or function because this is taking up all of my time and energy. It isn’t really about me, but I want to give myself and my dad peace of mind. 

[stacki]

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

“Salt and Pepper Diner is John Mulaney’s funniest bit” is Xanax/Prostate Exam erasure and I will not stand for it

[officialqueer]

The overlooking of “The One Thing You Can’t Replace” is a criminal act.

[jewishdragon]

LISTEN, I WAS JUST WATCHING JOHN MULANEY AND I RAISE YOU

[bisexualgambit]

HOW COULD YOU NOT SAY DELTA AIRLINES????

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

Bill Clinton Never Forgets A Bitch, Ever

[safety-officer-barto-deactivate]

The responses to this post have been so amazing because it’s reminded me, and I’m sure many others, of just how many hilarious bits John Mulaney has other than s&pd

[incendiarysongbird]

okay, but eighth graders

[doorstoplord]

….. could be a nursery.

[awesomealfry]

being 12 years old on anotger continent is a great alibi

[starry-nightengale]

“Why buy the cow, question mark?”

[tgwdlmreprised]

THAT TALL CHILD LOOKS TERRIBLE

[0rangeleader-deactivated2022100]

And then. He ordered one black coffee for himself.

And kept driving.

[abyssfemme]

LOOK AT THAT HIGH WAISTED MAN, HE GOT FEMININE HIPS

[silly-slacker-person]

“We gon play jacks down at the soda fountain”

NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU IDIOT

Y'know, how you talk to your grandma?

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

hello? HUSH

[bakvvas-deactivated20181218]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.

[nightmarebus]

now we’re BOOKING IT down the hallway, and I’M GAINING ON HER

[onlytwitterpics]

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Im trying to be normal but I’m just feeling sad and desperate.

[twitterlols]

[gamercrunch]

[gasparnoe-blog]

[zoomerbro]

Jurassic Park + The Room

[phemiec]

underappreciated form of humor: using incorrect long forms of proper names i.e. Craigory, Bobert, Barold, etc.

[lierdumoa]

[sage-nebula]

[frosttance]

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Click here to support My Dad's Home Fund organized by Lauren Zmirich

I love my dad. He's smart, funny, caring, and everything else a dad can be. In 2012 he moved to Florida and I haven't been able to see him very much ever since. Over the last year or so, he's had a lot of medical problems. MRSA, a minor heart attack, angioedema; you name it, its likely happened...

Trying anything and EVERYTHING to help my dad. The person who gave me the Beatles, my love of SNL, my bizarre knowledge of a little bit of everything, and my propensity to devour every book I can get my hands on. 

xx

Thank you, to anyone who can help at all.

[relatablepicturesoflisasimpson]

[julianbashir]

wheres that venn diagram chart of muppet names

[julianbashir]

here it is

[babyanimalgifs]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

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Click here to support My Dad's Home Fund organized by Lauren Zmirich

I love my dad. He's smart, funny, caring, and everything else a dad can be. In 2012 he moved to Florida and I haven't been able to see him very much ever since. Over the last year or so, he's had a lot of medical problems. MRSA, a minor heart attack, angioedema; you name it, its likely happened...

Trying anything and EVERYTHING to help my dad. The person who gave me the Beatles, my love of SNL, my bizarre knowledge of a little bit of everything, and my propensity to devour every book I can get my hands on. 

xx

Thank you, to anyone who can help at all.

[dracarios]

[rickfuckingdalton]

Kanye must’ve listened cause he just cancelled the rest of his tour LOL