BOOM*

Ali/19/USA.............................................I like theatre and Martin Freeman and Misha Collins and I don't know what I'm doing

[newusernamepending]

Female, presenting nipples.

[arthistorianmindswirls]

I tried to resist reblogging this but I failed

[hymnsofheresy]

st. agatha’s new saint day will be moved to december 17. im the pope and i say so.

[thesupremesourcream]

People who say bi erasure doesn’t happen need to realize Freddie Mercury is known as the most famous homosexual man when he identified himself as bisexual. If that’s not bi erasure I don’t even know.

[stupiduglyfatcunt]

Also PoC erasure, most people don’t know he was 100% Indian

[daggers-drawn]

Specifically he was Parsi. Also raised Zeroastrian.

[avaazeman]

*zoroastrian 

[cornflakepizza]

#i dont think the white boys can handle a queer brown guy being their god

[karis-the-fangirl]

^^^ centuries of religious art featuring white-skinned blue-eyed Jesus have made that pretty clear

[joycevbyers-deactivated20191228]

His real name was Farrokh Bulsara. He was born in Zanzibar.

[blakrosemess]

And he was bisexual.

[officialunitedstates]

whats the deal with juiceboxes.  too much box not enough juice

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[fanonical]

harry potter is late for class

hurry, potter!

[fanonical]

so. uh. we were in Bo Burnham’s movie… Eighth Grade. and here it is. there we are.

[ripe]

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. I’m getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesn’t include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state… guys, this just sounds like a fun time.

Vote for Beto for the schadenfreude.

[dabblingindissent]

[micdotcom]

[alternative-politics]

Remember that time Ted Cruz straight up said he’d murder Trump

[invertprivileges]

#i mean #he’s killed before so

[shigure]

literally paramore was right

[nransworld]

about…?

[shigure]

name one thing paramore was wrong about

ill wait

[tacochella]

I’M CONVULSING THIS IS PEAK 2018 JOURNALISM

[dimetrodone]

2010 me hated how every CGI character was so stiff and overly texture and wished animated movies were cartoony. Now it feels like every animated movie that’s not Disney looks really rubbery and smooth like an egg and tries to emulate 2D animation as much as possible in 3D space, which is all very technically impressive work but my brain finds it difficult to watch

[marsapartment]

That’s it. That’s his whole character.

[forestdemon76]

[okaymad]

[womanifesting]

This is the meme content I like to see

[astrangertomykin]

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

[sirfrogsworth]

[karshmallow]

you know whats a good trope? when a character sarcastically says “what should we do? [proposes outlandish and foolish plan]” and the next scene is them mid-execution of said outlandish and foolish plan

[stuffnuts]

[karshmallow]

this is exactly the scene i was thinking of when i wrote this post thank you very much

[mattressblowoutsale]

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

[berlynn-wohl]

If you have anxiety about being an adult, it may help to think of adult things as basically just doing a lot of quests.

Me: [googles “where do i get a passport”] Me: [goes to that building] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: Third floor, room twelve. Me: [goes to that room] Me: [asks first person I encounter] Where do I get a passport? Them: That desk over there. Me: [goes to that desk] Me: Where do I get a passport? Them: Fill out this form. Me: [thinking] Silver key opens the garden gate, in the garden is the red key, which opens the red door, there’s a boy in the red house who tells you his dog is trapped in the old abandoned barn and can I please rescue him…

[lemonsharks]

being an adult is a serious of fetch quests and waiting in lines