Toaster Strooder's silly fun zone

The mind of an old man & the soul of a young boy, contained within the body of whatever comes in between.

[akia-draws-a-lyne]

« I’ve been expecting you, Wright »

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

cards folks paid for this week on stream! I'm live every week on sunday, 3pm EDT/EST on twitch.tv/miathecalligrapher

IDs are in the images, they've been requested by, in order:

@adhdlion (the first six) @idkhowtomakeaname (the next two) @zoycitem (the next two) @ghostchilismoothie @toaster-strooder

[toaster-strooder]

Shoutouts to the real one who inspired that "The Almighty & Indomitable Kirby" card:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbXK7zCYV54

[toaster-strooder]

did you know you can ask yourself things on Tumblr

Did you know that

I did not know that

thank you for making me aware of this

[toaster-strooder]

With the recent, incredible success of Iron Lung, I believe Markiplier & David Szymanski have a rare opportunity to nurture some potent anticipation for their next major projects (ignoring the fact that David's still working on Gloomwood with Dylan Rogers & co.). I think it would be wise of them to capitalize on this while also applying the lessons they learned from working together. They could bring to life even more potent adaptations of each other's ideas and bring to life some incredible work.

If you know David's work, you know where I'm going with this:

CHOP GOBLINS: THE MOTION PICTURE

[hellenhighwater]

She's at the vet and they're doing the surgery in the morning! Good luck, Maybe Baby!

[hellenhighwater]

Mayhem Jane's total hip replacement went well, and she's just been moved from surgery into the ICU, as planned. She's awake and will be monitored and released in a day or two, depending on how her recovery is progressing. So she's not home yet, but she is officially a cyborg!

[hellenhighwater]

Faux Bones Jones has her faux bones! She's home from the vet and very very drugged and wobbly; she looks rough but everything is okay. Please appreciate her one single boot with the fur.

Her original hip vs her new cyborg leggie. She's probably going to be getting the other one done in the future as well, but hey, one leg at a time.

The vet reported that she was well behaved and purred a lot (not unusual as a stress or injury response) and while the surgery has left some bruising and some expected mobility struggles, that's normal and should heal soon.

[dokelsss]

sockeye salmon bear commission

[toaster-strooder]

Art dump

My comfort characters are homemade

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @largerthanaveragearmadillo

OH IT BOSS O7

I'm a lammergeier :>

text: Overcome irony poisoning, create a fursona.

[theworseshitpostcalligrapher]

Not really a fursona I guess and this was commissioned so I didn't make it myself but literally me nonetheless

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

bro i think out fursonas would try to eat each other like that one confused gif of the eagle and the housecat

[theworseshitpostcalligrapher]

Totally, 100%

[toaster-strooder]

fellas

is it schizophrenia to talk with your alternative personality about which of your fursonas would win in a fight to the death

asking for a friend

[yeoldenews]

A selection of birds from various 17th and 18th century calligraphy copybooks which were drawn with single lines to practice (and show off) penmanship strokes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @tiikerikani

valid outlooks on life

text: I don't have goals. Goals are for soccer. I am not soccer.

[toaster-strooder]

this reminds me of a wisdom of my own

from another day in y life

[carpe-aurore]

mutuals, it's chickenposting hours

[carpe-aurore]

Week old buffoon falls asleep with head in food bowl, more at 11.

[larval-tear]

🟨

anerican choese

[toaster-strooder]

Someone hand me some braed

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yal wanna see a fcukin

creature

[trolleybusaberrations]

yes

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

pozm

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

possum possum what do your eyes see

me, struggling to haul my laundry up stone steps

[everich-the-old]

This is my new oc.

[tongueeatingparasite]

Forget pet rocks, have a pet brick.

Bricks:

✅ Red :)

✅ Can be thrown through windows of people you don't like :)

✅ You can stone people you don't like without it being stoning therefore it's legal and morally correct :)

✅ Makes wall :)

Rock:

❌ Boring :(

❌ Can be thrown through windows but not a threat :(

❌ Stoning people is illegal :(

❌ Makes wall but not symmetrical so bad :(

Learn the difference, do better.

[toaster-strooder]

I think both have their strengths

[laneichy]

A Rime of Yesteryear.

Hi I’m drawing a webcomic!! Please check it out!

Line | Tapas

[toaster-strooder]

Me, IRL

This is what I look like IRL. I'm admittedly not really into face reveals, so I'm avoiding the question of doing a face reveal by making it so my face is already revealed. That way, my face never has to get revealed in the first place! A very clever workaround. I think. I'm pretty sure this is a workaround.

I dunno man it's late I just wanted to post this drawing I did of myself some time ago