talk binary to me

schrödingers kid

[iwilleatyourenglish]

so this might be the funniest text i've ever gotten about my partner

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[clevercorvidae]

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

[clevercorvidae]

if anyone is wondering how this happened:

we told her not to go in hog territory at night

she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine

she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night

[clevercorvidae]

its what she likes to do

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

God forbid women do anything

[notahorseindisguise]

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

[notahorseindisguise]

genuinely no mary... the australian dollar is not doing great right now

[quixoticanarchy]

some people’s new years resolution needs to be to stop going out in public while horribly sick with infectious diseases

[quixoticanarchy]

i see this post is going around again.. sort of like a bunch of infectious diseases i could name

[twinkhole-destroyer]

kitten, daddy is gonna shoot himself after work

[escuerzoresucitado]

[galesong]

This is crazyy good for her

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[dontlistentothemmoose]

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[faunlord]

The thing that really sucks but everyone is too scared to talk about is that fumbling to plug your phone charger in doesn’t even scratch your phone

[gaytanic-panic]

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[parakeet]

#MyCoin

[64mpg]

i think that other people have access to an Energy source that i don’t but that’s okay i’m happy for them i do wish that was me though

[q-soc-official]

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife