toaster oven fanblog

welcome to my twisted mine

[toastrovn]

moving -> howsefire

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[miss-wizard]

[thatnordicguy]

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

No clue where I saved the image from, but I sure am feeling warned

[dogpuppy]

[polkadotmotmot]

Luisa Saldanha - Dogs will be dogs, 2025 - Acrylic on canvas

[angelicdewdrop]

[skittypilled]

so i put my hands up theyre playing my song the evil skull flies away

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

[whats-a-bear]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

when I'm on my deathbed im going to queue like 15,000 posts from the perspective of someone who's dead and in hell so that the blogging never ends

[irondive]

[reefsharkivist]

victims of the chupacabra:

[pseudomantis]

Some of my favorite NBA player tweets

[freshydip]

the reason the franklin expedition failed wasn’t the scurvy or the lead or the path taken or starvation. it was the collective unconscious’s love of poetic tragedy. the universe just could not resist incurring the demise of such a grand romantic failure. if they wanted to survive they shouldn’t have represented the folly of colonial enterprise, simple as

[archiveofcanvas]

René Magritte, drawing to Jacques Delcorde and Luc de Heusch. January 3, 1959. Drawing in black ballpoint pen on a quarto page 

[paramoregf]

this tweet is literally never not on my mind

[girlgrimer]

How are my sweetie pees

[girlgrimer]

I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees

[xigrif]

It's just me and the Abyss! Well, sometimes it's the material - the tangible, true & real Sometimes it's the untethered - the lofty goals & manic screeds But the rest of the time? It's just me & the Abyss, baby!!