Busta Slimes

29! he/they so yall weren't gonna tell me "coldblooded" animals aren't an actual classification? icon by @mukkiethekip

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[anais-ninja-bitch]

unrestrained summer fun

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[theowlburrow]

Hotdog thief 🌭

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[divorce-enjoyer]

why go to the grocery store or to a restaurant when you can just get food delivered why go to the mall when you can get same day shipping on amazon why go to the library when you have kindle why make art when there’s ai why go to the cinema when you can stay at home and watch netflix. we are in a loneliness epidemic btw

[divorce-enjoyer]

the loneliness epidemic was invented by BIG SHIT to sell you more SHIT

[decompositie]

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[ohcorny]

emery in the backrooms

[laserwalnut]

The verdict is in. MORE SWINES

[pangur-and-grim]

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

[pangur-and-grim]

[vinceaddams]

Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[bunnygirlpaws]

she transitioned

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (1/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (2/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (3/4)

[thelensart]

Ain't nothing bad about moving on (4/4) (it's always a beautiful day)

[susielesbian]

matching icons

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[indigonite]

Happy another homestuck day for those who still practice it

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[squidlydoodles]

Electric Strawberry 🍓⚡️

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving