welcome to my brain

[minyoonjin]

DARE TO TELL ME IM WRONG

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[candythemutt]

Ok but what if he catches the attention of the crown prince that has no interest in the other noblewomen and they have the most toxic yaoi you’ve ever seen?

[wherewaterwaits]

EXTREMELY VALID that changyu went to war for yan zheng i mean...

[hyog-blog]

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the comparison we all needed :D

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[dasisugarun]

[goth-queen]

[xielianhua]

Zhang Linghe for the cover of ELLE China

[archivesofherr]

Work of ART 🫶🏻🥹💖

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lingonberry24]

phrase added to permanent vocabulary

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[hollowboobtheory]

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

[hollowboobtheory]

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

[hollowboobtheory]

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

[luckydragon10]

the best part of Pursuit of Jade is watching the episodes

the second best part of Pursuit of Jade is reading the top-tier tumblr reactions about the episodes

a few observations about the #pursuit of jade tag:

the thirst for scheming uncle is strong with this fandom

the novel readers are cackling with glee and looking forward to the future suffering of ep-only watchers

no one in the viewing audience is immune to Fan Changyu

in general, the fandom's hinges are about as tightly secured as Xie Zheng's

[mashumaru]

Xie Zheng, a damsel in the tower, who occasionally climbs down his tower to murder his wife's enemies.

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