fun info : pisces ☼ gemini ☽ | a hotchner child in every universe
main drs : marauders | criminal minds | own kpop gg
dni : basic dni info ( -16, pro-israel, pro-trump, racist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, anti-shifter etc) dni if you post a lot of detail on shifting to aaron hotchner (i don't need to see anyone thirst over my dad)
extra : don't really care too much if we shift for the same person as we may have a different face claim or interpretation for them anyway, i am autistic so if i misunderstand something you say or miss a social cue just tell me
yea i miss my s/o. but i also miss that one family member in my dr who accepts me for who i am and loves me unconditionally. sometimes i end up feeling even more connected to them than my actual s/o.
The time has come again for a new age of witches and wizards to begin their tenure at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry. As the annual event comes around once again, your offices are rife with talk of whose children will finally be walking the long-standing halls of the institute.
A few notable prospective students for this term that may be of interest to some keek readers out there include Caradoc Dearborn - who some of you in The Department Of Magical Law Enforcement will no doubt know of his brother Egbert, the oldest of the brothers most recently making headlines for public disturbances in the name of the welfare of magical creatures.
Though the student we are all most intrigued by is none other than Sirius Black. As you will no doubt recall, the former Black heir was famously disinherited by parents Walburga and Orion winter of 2018, citing that the eldest son had disgraced the family's reputation with his boisterous antics one too many times and this was the only solution to prevent any more staining on the Black name. This, of course, left their youngest son Regulus as the sole Black heir - though outside sources report the younger boy has had limited contact with his family since the older brother's leaving.
We will all no doubt be waiting with our breath held to see if the former Black heir will be sorted into the house of Slytherin or not, as all members of The Noble House Of Black have been since the beginning of their lineage, or if he will assimilate to the ways of the Potter's who have seemingly taken him under their wings and be sorted into Gryffindor.
For more information on who to watch, as well as predictions on house sorting, see page 6.
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New Defense Against
The Dark Arts Professor
Confirmed!
by Barnabus Cuffe
We are most pleased to announce that the position of the Defense Against The Dark Arts professor has been filled by none other than the recent Hogwarts Hufflepuff alumni Tobias Whisp.
Despite being a recent graduate - class of '20 - Mr. Whisp has already displayed tremendous shows of magic, as you will no doubt recall from our reporting of the Banshees of Albania earlier this year.
Former professor's of Whisp have always spoken highly of both his skills and temperament, citing a caring and supportive nature as well as natural advanced abilities in both Charms and Defense Against The Dark Arts.
Whisp had also notably been crowned 'Hogwarts Dueling Champion of 2015', beating out several of his upperclassmen at the time as a mere second year. Though it is worth noting that he was unable to defeat beloved Charms Professor of many years Filius Flitwick, perhaps Whisp has had enough time to hone his skills further and a rematch is on the horizon.
We are sure Whisp will be an excellent addition to the staff of Hogwarts, and that his skillset will be most valued and useful in shaping the development of witches and wizards alike across all years.
Best of luck Professor!
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Chudley Cannons
Defeated in Landslide
Result!
by 'Quidditch Correspondent' Roderick Plumpton
Wotcher! What a match that was!
In case you missed it - this past weekend then Chudley Cannons 17 game win streak was defeated by none other than the Holyhead Harpies in the European Cup!
The all-female Quidditch team based in Wales soared through the preliminary games of the tournament, beating out fan favourites such as the Ballycastle Bats and Heidelberg Harriers.
Captain Gwenog Jones led the team to an outstanding victory against the Cannons on Saturday, marking the first win of the European Cup by a female-lead team in history. Jones credits the impeccable teamwork of each member as well as their rigorous early morning training schedule to their win, stating that was the key to perfecting plays such as the Thimblerig Shuffle and Bludger Backbeat.
This also marks the first time the Chudley Cannons will not be participating in the Quidditch World Cup in almost 23 years, breaking a long standing streak and withholding their plans to finally beat the Appleby Arrows.
Celebrations for the Harpies win are set to continue across the nation throughout the week, especially throughout Wales as the team travels back home to rest after the tournament. On behalf of all of us at the Daily Prophet, congratulations to the Holyhead Harpies and best of luck in the Quidditch World Cup!
For more information on the European Cup, plays of all matches to date as well as the championship game, and comments from Gwenog Jones, see page 9.
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New 'Care For Magical
Creatures' Curriculum
New Hogwarts curriculum created and enforced by Newt Scamander (Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them)
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Have You Seen Me?
Fenrir Greyback - wanted in connection with a series of attacks against boys spanning from 1998-2012
Bellatrix Black - wanted in connection with several missing Hogwarts artifacts.
If you have any information on the above individuals please send an owl the The Aurors Office
I think you guys forget that people are allowed to express their thoughts and feelings as freely as they like. It's not necessary for you to feel personally attacked by their words. Instead of being defensive, I think we should just focus on cherishing all of the lesbians and queer folk who feel isolated in the community.
My account will always be a safe place for anyone who isn't heteronormative or cisgender. I don't care about any of that. All love is beautiful. Women are beautiful. Your identity is beautiful. We should all be decentering men, gender norms and misogyny should always aim to be deconstructed.
Do I have mostly male s/o? Yes, but they're not my entire personality. I understand what's being brought up because I'm also tired of only seeing post about your s/o's. Key word being only. Tell me about you, your careers, your hobbies, your aspirations... What's in your bag? What does your closet look like? What kind of vehicle do you drive? There's so many things to talk about!
I get that the person you love is important to you, but it's not healthy for them to be the only thing that matters to you.
So, this isn't me telling you to shut up about your man, this is me telling you that I would love to know about much more than just him/them. We all would.
Born in ancient Trier - Princess Megara Hōtcnere is the eldest child of the King and Queen of the land. The royals value education and experience above all else, leading to the young Megara and Alexandria to be well traveled and widely known before they were of age.
Their most common stop has always been Camelot - under the rule of Uther Pendragon following The Great Purge, which left Camelot a kingdom void of all magic and the act of sorcery punishable by death. This is especially worrisome for Megara, with her father making sure she understands the importance of keeping her abilities hidden so Trier can keep Camelot as an ally.
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Similar to Lady Morgana, Megara also has prophetic dreams. These began when she was just a child, mostly consisting of the most mundane of scenarios - a snippet of a conversation regarding the weather, the type of braid a member of the court would wear the following day, a flower she would see on a walk. However, they would only grow in intensity as she grew older. To anyone outside of her family, it would seem as though the Princess simply had trouble sleeping and was unfortunately plagued with nightmares, nothing a small sleeping draught couldn't help with.
Unbeknownst to her and most others, she is one of two remaining dragonlords in all of existence - she and Merlin being the only ones left. It was once believed that dragonlords came from the same bloodline, that it were only the men in that line that inherited the gift from their father's, but there was a time where the gift was more common.
A time before The Great Purge, long before the Pendragon rule and a time when magic was celebrated widely throughout all kingdoms. A time where multiple families across the world possessed the ability to command the will of dragons and speak to them as if the creatures were of their own kind.
This could never last.
The ego and demand of man simply outweighed the ancient ways of co-existing with such creatures, despite the warnings of many Druids and High Priestesses of The Old Religion, men sought to capture and slay dragons - with dragonlords being hunted alongside the creatures so there were few left to speak out about the cruelty they faced.
Many dragonlords went into hiding, with most being found and meeting the same fate as their peers. In time only two would remain, one in the land people would come to know as Albion and one in Germania. Whereas the former of the two affected the men in the family and gifts only awoke when the one before had passed, the latter passed their gifts primarily through the eldest daughters of the family and their gifts awoke when it was time for them to complete their purpose.
Megara in particular holds another ability - an almost prophetic sense of what the future is supposed to look like, of the kind of kingdom Albion is supposed to be. It is her purpose to ensure this future comes to fruition, to help those involved avoid unnecessary hardships and any meddling from outside forces that could stray others from their destiny.
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The young Princess always did worry in her childhood - that hiding her abilities would isolate her from having any real connections, that it would deprive her of having any form of childhood at all. Of course, being the child of a royal came with those challenges already. It could be quite lonesome trying to connect with the other children in the village when having a high status and being held to a certain standard constantly, it was one reason Megara was so grateful to have Alexandria - at least having a sibling, a twin at that, gave both of them one person that understood.
That was until the royals of Trier first came to Camelot, the two Princesses that is. At the young and impressionable age of 4 the young royals met another like them, a boisterous and loud thing only a year older than the girls - Prince Arthur Pendragon.
The Princesses had always thought the Prince as arrogant, that he held himself far too important and was overly confident in his abilities. This was a sentiment that was hardly uncommon regarding Arthur, especially as he grew into a young man, though it was held especially strongly by the foreign royals.
The more subdued of the two - Alexandria - did not worry herself with the behaviour of the young boy, she much preferred to stick by their father and ignore the blonde as the Kings discussed the terms of the peace treaty between Camelot and Trier. It was the young Megara that could not hold her tongue, always having a rebuttal although she was hardly the best with her words at that small age and stature.
The two bickered relentlessly for that entire trip, and for those to come in the years that followed as their fathers further discussed and celebrated the peace between their lands. The elders and members of the courts looked to the young royals with fond amusement, almost as if they could see something the children couldn't.
As it would have it, they were more correct than they would know.
By the time they had reached their teens the two royals were almost inseparable, spending most of their time together when they would visit the kingdoms of the other. Everyone had lost track of the amount of times they had been late to dine with their fathers, when they had almost missed out on their duties from being too wrapped up in their fleeting time together before they were to part once more.
Endless time together soon turned to longing glances across dining tables, to sneaking each other out of their respective castles, to hiding away in fields and forests all night, to eventually blossoming into young love.
They would never admit it, not to themselves or to anyone else, though they supposed they never needed to. They understood each other well enough to know how they felt for one another went beyond words, beyond the mortal need to put such overwhelming affection into speech that just anyone could understand.
This was it for the pair, they saw no reason to seek out anyone else, to entertain the mere thought of spending eternity by the side of another, not when they had each other in the way they did.
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The bliss of the young royals could not last.
They had few years together for these tender moments, visits spread out throughout their teens before life had to get in the way.
Megara's mother fell gravely ill when she was only 16, no matter what Camelot's court physician did the condition of her mother scarcely improved. The foreign royals knew what they could do for results, to ensure their Queen did not fall, but magic was banned in Camelot.
The decision was made unanimously, without a sliver of hesitation - they were to cease all means of travelling between kingdoms and return to Trier, to seek out those they knew had the abilities to cure their Queen.
Improvements to her mother's health were few and far between, with seemingly no hope that things would return to their former glory, to a way they had all unknowingly taken for granted for all of their time together.
As the older woman's condition seemingly refused to improve, she had but one wish - to see her daughter's taken care of in the form of marriage. To the surprise of very few, the Princesses both refused. They were far too young to be married off, especially when one of them was already now so far from the only one she could picture spending her life with.
Megara's will for her own desires would not last for long, she knew if asked to enough that she would cast aside all of her own desires to meet those of her family, if her giving in meant that Alexandria could live freely for just a little while longer, if it meant their mother got her final wish.
Their father, of course, was far too distraught with the state of affairs to pay much mind to Megara's match. In any other scenario, he would be the picture of the perfect protective father that he had always been for his daughters, but his wife's condition took priority. It was members of Trier's court, of the King's trusted advisors that sought out a match for the Princess and within time a man by the name of Tyrion was selected.
The man was the perfect gentleman - attentive, caring, protective. The court was more than satisfied with the match they had orchestrated and they were set to be wed.
However the facade could only last for so long, just long enough for Megara to become charmed by the man, then it faded into something else entirely. The details of such change and the events that followed were something Megara scarcely recounted to anyone - the only exception being her father, who then placed a bounty on the man's life. The court only knew that the presence of Megara had become a rarity for a time, that she had grown quiet and beside herself as her nightmares only grew in frequency and intensity.
Within time, things slowly began to return to what they had once been, as much as they could with all that had occurred within such a small window of time. Within the span of a year Megara's impending marriage was no more, with no one daring to utter a word about the situation from fear of consequence, and her mother making a full recovery from her illness.
Though those who they had left in their past were unaware of such developments, communication between Megara and Arthur especially had ceased entirely within mere months - something the Princess accepted full responsibility for with heart-wrenching guilt every time she thought of the Prince.
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Five years had passed before the foreign royals began to travel again, the Princesses now being 21 and having a younger brother by the name of Jacques to join them. It just so happened that over this silent period, Uther had managed to negotiate peace with outlying kingdoms and had invited Trier to sign a treaty amongst them all - guaranteeing safety and camaraderie between them all.
It was now time for Megara's destiny to begin, for her to aid in ensuring Arthur would become the greatest king to ever live and that Albion would be united as it was always fated to be.
This would not be without its challenges, with Uther's enemies seeking to take down Camelot through various means - mainly that of magic that she was still keeping hidden within herself. Not to mention The Great Dragon poisoning Merlin's mind, guiding the young warlock to complete his fate by means deemed acceptable by the old creature with complete disregard for the consequences it would have amongst others, convincing the servant that Megara would be one of the obstacles seeking to withhold him from fulfilling his destiny.
Then there was Arthur. Her dear Arthur. The pair had not uttered a word to one another in many years, who was to know how their reunion would unfold, if Arthur would even give her a second glance after all the time that had passed.
It is here that this tale will end, for the rest has not yet been written. Will Megara be successful in her purpose? Will Merlin be able to break free of the control of The Great Dragon and be able to truly see the creature for what it is? Will Arthur have found another to claim his heart, or will it be too late for our royals to get the ending they once believed was fated for them?
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love thy neighbor right? or is it only if they’re rich able-bodied cis hetero and white I’m starting to think this lord of yours is overrated if he made you in his image must’ve been real inebriated
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hispanic. queer. witch. eldest daughter. cult survivor. fashion enthusiast. misandrist. professional bed rotter. the complete opposite of sweet toothed. mortuary school. loves driving. hates carbonated drinks. just give me a cold glass of water. puts lemon juice in literally everything. chronically online.
leo sun • aquarius moon • sagittarius rising
VARIANTS
rachel roth , illyana rasputin , jessica jones , arya stark , wynonna earp , remy hadley , river tam , wednesday adams , cristina yang ...
SOUNDTRACK
florence + the machine , the marías , hozier , paris paloma , rina sawayama , ethel cain , natalia lafourcade , mitski , ABBA , billie eilish , halsey , taylor swift , chappell roan , hayley williams ...
REALITIES
doctor who , supernatural , star wars , detective comics , lost , grey's anatomy , the walking dead , marvel , the wizarding world , the hundred , once upon a time , 2000s girl group , the wheel of time , futuristic world ...
SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
the master , dean winchester , au ben solo (not kylo ren) , jason todd , sayid jarrah , amelia shepherd , daryl dixon , loki , [redacted] & lan mandragoran
if we shift for the same person, please refrain from interacting with me if all you post about is your s/o.
BOUNDARIES
as an adult in her mid-twenties, i don't feel comfortable being mutuals with minors.
basic dni criteria. if you're homophobic, racist, transphobic, a zionist, antisemetic, support genocide... basically, if you discriminate against any minorities, you're not welcome here. a massive fuck you and get lost.
if you're a race changer. just mind your business and i'll mind mine. i don't care if you follow me but know that i won't really interact with you.
very specific ones: you shift for negan smith. you're related to johnny depp in any of your drs.
my asks are open for all. if you have any questions please let me know! making friends in this community has always been my pride and joy. if we have just one thing in common feel free to reach out to me!
daily reminder your s/o just posted a picture of you on tumblr with the caption "oh i miss my baby so much" in another reality because they're the ones shifting for you
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