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quasi-normalcy

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

autumngracy

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

plateauofmemories

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

gothiccharmschool

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.

dee-the-red-witch

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

allthingshyper

Probably but "vaddy" was like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head

smolsarahstudies

witherwrite

l0kid

collegeboard after another failed year of psat contracts:

stargir1z

when bill and dave teach u the difference between a g clamp and an f clamp

witherwrite

toffeegod

Ah, memories...

ziseviolet

Hanfu photoset via Coser小梦, Part 10/?

Coser小梦 portrays the Chinese mermaid called Jiaoren/鲛人. According to “In Search of the Supernatural/搜神记”, a 4th-century compilation of Chinese legends about ghosts and spirits, Jiaoren lived in the South Sea, spent their days weaving cloth, and if they cried, their tears would turn into pearls (x). See more Chinese mermaids here.