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I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife” but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

Sometimes you write a line and you’re just like “oh yeah, that’s a banger” and that is almost CERTAINLY what happened here

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

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It’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year

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We would like to live in Less Interesting Times please

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Transcript:

I’m about to expose the men. Whenever you ask a man’s height, he’ll add an inch. So if he’s 6 foot, he’ll say he’s 6’1 and if he’s 6’2, he’ll say he’s 6’3.

Not me though. I subtract 4. I say I’m 5’9. Especially when there’s other men in the room. And then I just watch them panic. Not only have you exposed his lie, but now he thinks he’s 5’3.

What I do is not a crime, but it should be.