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boiling water so hard rn. you should try it sometime
I was literally cooking when you sent this, hello. The cycle repeats
I dunno, sometimes you just read someone's username and notice that there's no way they're not boiling water at that moment.
Have I mentioned how much I love uquizzes
Quiz: what cursed compliment are you?
The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life
like
emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖
But
Kaomoji ?
The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o
mac equivalent is Comand-Control-Space for my fellow mac users out there
"No cost too great."
Do you know this line?
I know it
I might know it / I recognize it
I don't know it
The problem with "curing" cancer is that killing cancerous cells is very easy but killing all of the cancerous cells and only the cancerous cells is very very hard.
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw
reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies
when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw
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these thorns protect me
If you are making calls to Republican politicians about not supporting certain bills, remember to stick to Republican scripts. No trying to play on their emotions. Don't talk about people dying or marginalized people being hurt or anything like that. That doesn't work on them.
Instead, focus on:
Cost. These Republican bills have MASSIVE costs that either tax payers take the brunt of or it goes into the national debt.
Withholding your vote. You weren't going to vote for them anyway, but they have absolutely no way of knowing that. Even if you've said in other places, they are not researching every single person who calls to see who's a Republican. You're just another constituent using your vote as leverage. Take advantage of that.
Hard-working Americans/working class Americans/veterans/etc. Figure out the specific group of people that politician campaigns the hardest to and talk about them and how they'll be hurt by whatever is happening.
Trump's stupid fucking bill isn't cruel and evil and it's not going to kill millions of people, it's a huge financial strain that will drastically increase the national debt while hurting working class Americans who just need a bit of help and you would never consider voting for someone who would support it.
Essentially use as many conservative buzzwords as you possibly can. Think of what a Fox News watcher in your life would say and inject as much outrage and indignation into it as possible during the call. You are larping as a conservative voter for this.
How to Disable and Remove All AI Features in Mozilla Firefox
*deep, calming breath* On the plus side, the steps at that link were very clear and easy to follow.
Important note: Definitely do Method Two. Method One will make the chat feature invisible, but it may pop up again; Method Two will make it go away entirely.
PoV: you are treasure or perhaps a mimic
Air sorcerer
I made another one
Ok, this one clearly wasn't that funny, so I need help to improve the joke.
I still think that the idea of "a sorcerer is able to accidentally visit the plane that his magic is bound to while dreaming, but the power of the plane starts overflowing through his body during that time" is a interesting concept, but I need a better joke to get people's attention.
But I don't know what to do. Does anyone have a better idea?
I personally don't think you need a joke to sell the concept, it's really interesting and your art sells it well
On the comedy though, my (non-comedian) feedback for improvement is that the premise is sound, but the punchline execution dialogue feels the disconnected from the rest of the comic. Sorcerer reads like they were telling a story, but all the narration is in-the-moment. Something like "You could just glue all our equipment to the floor, it's what my parents did" would help keep the scene flow and thus IMO make the punchline hit harder.
permission to lib out?
genuinely losing my mind rn
