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Tony: Loki, what are you thinking about right now?

Loki: I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president, based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

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Tony: How do girls put on skirts? Do you do it one leg at a time like pants, or do you jump right in?

Pepper: One leg at a time.

Nat: I jump right in.

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Tony: I had a dream about Stephen the other night.

Peter: Really? Dirty?

Tony: Absolutely not. And when you’re 21 I’ll tell you the truth.

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Peter: Can I ask a dumb question?

Tony: Better than anyone I know.

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Thor: This fat free cake isn’t so bad.

Bruce: Thor, that’s a sponge.

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Tony: Can you tell me something I don’t know?

Rhodey: Yesterday I dropped your toothbrush in the toilet.

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Bucky: I’m sorry, I’m not very good with emotions.

Steve: What emotion?

Bucky: All of them.

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Tony: I did a bad thing.

Loki: Does it affect me?

Tony: No.

Loki: Then suffer in silence.

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Steve: Nat told me she’s angry because she has PMS.

Tony: Do you even know what that is?

Steve: Tony, I’m not dumb. It means pissed at men syndrome.

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Stephen: Hey is Steve bugging you?

Tony: Kind of.

Stephen: Ok I got you. He won’t bug you anymore after I talk to him.

Tony: Thank you Stephen *turns to Peter* Stephen is how my bitch.

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Sam: Bucky and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Steve: What did Bucky do?

Sam: He chased them to the next red light and then reached into his window and-

Bucky: Who wants a steering wheel?

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*in lab*

Tony: Oh, sorry! Did I get ya?

Stephen: No! It’s an electric drill! You get me, You kill me!!!

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Bucky: When was the last time you had a carrot?

Tony: Well it’s my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to, I’ll just eat the frosting.

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Tony: Hello, Steve. You’re looking old and sickly.

Steve: So nice of you to greet us, Tony. I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkin land.

Tony: sticks and stones, Steve

Steve: Describing your breakfast?

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Tony: You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body.

Steve: Never skip ear day, Tony.

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Tony: Get me a Vodka rocks

Stephen: Tony, it’s breakfast

Tony: and a piece of toast

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Ned: there are four girls out there fighting over us!

Peter: Yeah over who gets to murder us!

Ned: It’s still pretty cool

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